Mike Slatton

Internet marketer, soccer guy, parent, tech buff, EV driver, Libertarian. Voted for Obama... then Trump.

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@sprosay10 Anyone who says "no" to this is ignoring the decades of comedy GOLD this would create. SAY "YES!"

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@sprosay10 Please! Make it happen! I would love to watch this sideshow.

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Spirit Airlines collapsed at 3AM on May 2nd. I just pledged to help build Spirit 2.0 — a people-owned airline. One member, one vote. Join us.

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Is TikTok a Tool for Geopolitical Manipulation https://t.co/X1zZHMK82g via @YouTube

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.. It's easy to be thin when you're poor. We were just making air sandwiches. We were making bread sandwiches. If we had some sugar, we might make some sugar sandwiches. Literally just sugar on white bread, which is not healthy at all, but if that's the only thing ...

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@CoryWoodroof47 I just read your work for the very first time in the article about the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight, and it was HILARIOUS! You're now officially my favorite writer... and I've never had one before. 😁

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@enom What is up with https://t.co/PWiQgteRz1? Cannot login and reset emails do not provide a link to actually reset the password. Domains payments are due.

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@mjmmagic @amznsellerhelp Down for me, in Florida

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@savsays This is the saddest shit I've ever read.

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@elonmusk This is not a crisis at all. In fact, this is the answer to every crisis the human population has caused.

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@libsoftiktok If they weren't wearing masks, we might be able to understand them.

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@stclairashley Population control first requires mind control.

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@FUNH__ @cb_doge Humans are an invasive species.

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@foxette_ramirez @FireTrumpToday @cb_doge We're all slaves anyway. It doesn't matter where you got them.

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@LifeNewsHQ @cb_doge The only way to destroy wage slavery is to stop making babies.

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@DC_Draino The solution is to just LET IT HAPPEN. The Earth will deal with overpopulation appropriately... If cooking us is the solution, then temperatures will rise. If drowning us is appropriate, then there will be a flood.

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@SaprissaOficial This brings me so much joy.

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@alexwain @esotericbot Exactly! Why don't people just trust the government? ...except that the gov't proves itself over and over again to be untrustworthy.

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@zcashfi @esotericbot Watching but not participating is still wrong.