you can’t call me mike

he/him

[Mark🃏 @iBeen__Fly]

The dumbest pro athlete: yea man alot of people don't know how easy it is to run out of money even on a 100 million dollar contract, the 2 houses, 12 cars and 600,000 dollars worth of clothes I buy every year just ain't enough

[Popozuda Papa @ImbackAgain81]

It eats him alive that Mamdani is more loved than he is and he can’t figure out why lmfao

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

Funny how the right-wing skips over this part of the Trump legacy.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Jacob Perry @RealJacobPerry]

Meghan, those excited European visitors are visiting the very liberal cities that you constantly trash.

Boston
NYC
LA...

[doctorbattle @doctorbattle]

brown was one of the artificial colors? The color of chocolate?

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

He’s literally sending in the troops in the war against algae

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

3 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???

[Joe @electionsjoe]

They required a civics test to vote

[Chow Yun-Fiat™ @ChowYunFiat]

My favorite part is no one in your ai slop is raising their hand.

[linux 🚩 @tuvati]

HOA enforcers really think they deserve to live

[Cabot Montana @AmanitaFugax]

Honestly man fuck these people.

Clemens can eat shit, he’s a bastard. I don’t give a fuck about his opinion.

“I can’t wear the rainbow hat because someone might think I’m okay with gay people” is the softest shit imaginable. Massive fucking pussies.

[lauren @njdlauren]

John Denver - a staunch progressive that actively fundraised his entire life for anti-war, poverty relief, and environmental protection - would hate guys like you lol

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Team USA has six immigrants and over half the players have dual citizenship. If this Nazi administration got their way the team wouldn’t exist.

[Tayler @tylrmntg]

the problem the $12 lattes too but i see what you tryna say

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Corruption is so normal in the Trump Administration that officials don’t even get fired after being exposed for it.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Dolan really is the owner who most personifies MAGA in that you can give him everything he wants and he'll still be a miserable asshole about it. All he had to do for a PR victory lap was smile and be happy and he couldn't even do it.

[Colb @___Colb___]

Never thought we’d ever see athletes get criticized for visiting sick children.

What are we doing?

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

there was ONE director for this job and you went with fucking Ben Stiller