Michael Haan

2014 Dordt College graduate, Dairy Farmer's Son, From Chilliwack BC

[Brian Lilley @brianlilley]

Want a free cocaine snorting kit or other drug tools?
Just go to a vending machine in B.C.
They even have videos play instructions on the machine.
Here is B.C. Conservative candidate Gwen O’Mahony outside Nanaimo Hospital ER.

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

🚨BREAKING🚨
Indiana Fever sign free agent Dray'ana Green

[Daily Faceoff Vancouver @dfovancouver]

The Vancouver #Canucks will play their first playoff game on home ice in nine years on Sunday night!

🎥: Sportsnet | NHL

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

"Why don't you kick a field goal?"

Dan Campbell:

[Harm Kelly @KellyCreekDairy]

This restaurant chain does an awesome job advertising support for Canadian farm products. They don’t get nearly the coverage they should. Always a fan. Best burgers ever!
@HarveysCanada

[Stephen Hawco @stephenhawco7]

Imagine a Stanley Cup Final of this…

NYR vs VAN

Exactly 30 years after ‘94…

Rangers snapped their 54 year Cup drought that year…

This is the 54th year of the Canucks…

👀

[Derrick Josi @DerrickJosi]

Dairy experts on the internet.

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.

Give it to me instead.

https://t.co/QVnCwoBu17

[Stewart Skinner @modernfarmer]

To give readers some context, the price we are receiving for our pork has increased by over 15% in that timeframe. Who would have guessed that higher feed costs would lead to higher farm gate prices.

[Dr Shawn Baker 🥩 @SBakerMD]

When “The Science” says Lucky Charms are better for you than beef and eggs, you know “The Science” is a joke!!

[Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats @TheDailyCowman]

And then the Lord said

"If I did not intend for you to drink alcohol while feeding cattle on a winter afternoon why is the bottle of water in the tractor frozen solid while the beer and whiskey is still in liquid form"

This is a reading from Saint Larry

[RFTTE @rftte]

Here we go again… 😉😂 #XMAS2022 #xmasjoy22

[Michael Haan @Michaelhaan14]

@CanadianCowMan I’m thinking this year we go with the Christmas Steak #eatbeef #steakforthewin

[mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen]

At my funeral I want there to be a big 'live laugh love' sign with the 'live' crossed out

[MS Schippers Canada 🇨🇦 @SchippersCanada]

We'd like to send out a huge congratulations to @Michaelhaan14 from Tekoa Dairy! We look forward to presenting you with your brand new iPad and we thank you for participating in our #MSTopfoam campaign!

[Jake Vermeer @JakeVermeer]

Pretty handy new water feature installed on the siloking last week

[bu/ac @buperac]

Trudeau used 33,000L of jet fuel in July, that is the equivalent of a combine harvesting ~8000 acres of farmland in a month. That could combine enough wheat for 44.6 million 1lb loaves of bread.
This has nothing to do with the environment.

[Evan @HV_holsteins]

I'm dying 🤣 😭 😂

[Glen Munholland @_GMunholland]

Last year I had some flags in a field for a trial and some neighbours asked why they were there. So now I just put them up randomly