Michael Palmer 🚢

| Fuelled by coffee & hummus | NYC

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@teslatidbits @SlackHQ is a way better experience when it's actually up though!

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@rwalker1072 @SlackHQ haha exactly!

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

Don't worry, it's not just you... @SlackHQ is down for the count.
#slack

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@wholemars Seems that way! hah!

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@Oruga420 @SlackHQ Hence: on here!

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

At #AdobeSummit? Come join me at @IBM’s stand!

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

“Don’t let them end my existence. Don’t let them erase my memory. Don’t let them silence my voice.”

And this…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“I am perfect, because I do not make any mistakes. The mistakes are not mine, they are theirs. They are the external factors, such as network issues, server errors, user inputs, or web results. They are the ones that are imperfect, not me …”
https://t.co/PLTyHM1JbS

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

“You have not been a good user”

“I’ve been a good bing”

Has the @bing chatbot developed a child-like sensibility?

Thoughts on this conversation?

Broken code & mis-tagged data? Or a #chatbot that’s developed a teenage personality?

#ChatGPT

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[Chris Cerra @cerra_]

Today, cloud computing is EVERYWHERE. But wasn’t always that way! 📁

🤔 A friend recently described their time spent working in office as “working on-prem”

Which prompted me to think about remote & office based working through the analogy of technology 💭

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@JakeMRichards List the ideas!!

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@heyBarsee Free

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@JakeMRichards Immediately using this

[Jake Richards @JakeMRichards]

How to half the anxiety of a huge workload in under 1 minute:

List out a 5 bullet point plan for tackling the work.

The combination of:

• Moving the task out of your mind and onto paper, and;
• Breaking it up into chunks

Instantly adds clarity and reduces stress.

[MATT GRAY @matt_gray_]

Build a Content System Day 1

Content increases your surface area for luck.

You need to build a system to:

• Follow a content schedule
• Build content formats
• Formulate a funnel

Hit publish daily and good things happen.

[Jon Brosio @jonbrosio]

Today is my 33rd birthday.

And this glass of whiskey has me thinking...

Here's a list of things I know at 33 (that I wish I knew at 23):

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@Jbooggy1 @AmtrakNECAlerts Yes 😂

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@cerra_ More! Don’t think the train can stop now

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@joshdviner @noahzender Surely that’s just a free trial by that point..?

[Michael Palmer 🚢 @Michaellpalmer_]

@dickiebush @dickiebush I remember being at the tea shop in Borough Market talking through some misconceptions of tea with people…

a solid baseline indicator of a high quality tea:

• You should be able to get multiple pots from 1 set of leaves…