Michael Johnson

Full time realtor #premieragent
Most of my free time I spend with #jiujitsu.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@BowTiedRanger I’m no expert, but that vest won’t do her any good being carried.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[litquidity @litcapital]

Everyone saying Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire is conveniently ignoring the entire country of Zimbabwe

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@BowTiedKong A few years ago I rolled with a 72 year old brown belt. Dude moved like water and was dangerous when he got one of your ankles.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@EthanBenard Let’s go dude!

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@AutismCapital Somebody get this kid on a duck boat ASAP.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@9mmsmg I mix it with lemon juice, red onion, cucumber, mint, walnuts and feta cheese. Otherwise, I’m not into it.

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

Thomas Massie just got immunity for glyphosphate manufacturers removed from the farm bill but you'll still say he sucks because Trump told you so.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@Mrgunsngear Free Dugan.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@CGoble04 What a good take. I appreciate your position on this.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@StockOptions888 $CMG

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

There’s more people upset about some homosexual singing in Spanish at a football game than there are about the fact that it’s been confirmed the global elite participate in satanic pedophile human sacrifice

No wonder we are fucked

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@congressdj Jokes on you. I was going to sit in my gas car with the heat on in my garage this weekend with or without a power outage.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@drantbradley I’m not a progressive Christian. But have they tried the “knuckle sandwich” approach?

[Knight World @KnightWorld]

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[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@BowTiedYukon Spent about a thousand bucks to have a garage gym so I can just roll out of bed, and get to work. Also, it lends to nice late night work outs. It’s a plus I can workout wearing whatever I want, smoke a pipe between sets and I have my own coffee pot.

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@BowTiedYukon I use to run a morning BJJ program with mostly dads, including myself. Those dudes were the most stoic individuals ive ever met.

[Pi News @PiListingNews]

Yo @grok, in 17 hours pick someone random who commented on this post to win this full set gold Rolex Day-Date (~$24,500 value)

The rules: they must like this post and follow @nolimitgains to be qualified

If they retweet, double their chances.

Thank you!

[Michael Johnson @Michaelscott83]

@PiListingNews @grok @NoLimitGains Let’s get it.