Ryan Johnson

[Steak/Sauna/Parlay/Draft King @EBJunkies]

I’ve watched this at least 10x in a row. Gotta have audio on. I can’t stop laughing.

[Ryan Johnson @ryanjohnsonnc]

@marty_kausas Warp

[Mal @UtdMaI]

When Cape Verde started taking control, every major decision suddenly went Argentina’s way.

When Egypt looked ready to go three goals clear, the referee found a reason to wipe one off.

When Switzerland threatened to complete the turnaround, a Swiss player was conveniently sent off.

You can look away all you want, but the pattern is becoming impossible to ignore. The favouritism is glaring, and the stench of corruption is everywhere.

[Ryan Johnson @ryanjohnsonnc]

@LeadingReport Oh no, don’t go …

[Ryan Johnson @ryanjohnsonnc]

@maxxmalist Agent

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ryan Johnson @ryanjohnsonnc]

@dashboardlim Dashboard

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[mari @fcmareee]

ABSOLUTE SCENES

[Sanjay Sujanthakumar @tha_Real_Kumar]

#USMNT striker Folarin Balogun on his immediate reaction to red card:

“I think it was just important to stay calm. I never want to react out of anger and out of emotion. There’s still lots of people we’re inspiring, little kids, boys and girls who are watching, and we have to show them the correct way to handle things, even when you think it's unjust.”

On shaking ref’s hand postgame:

“As said, you can feel like something, injustice can happen to you. It’s not an excuse to be disrespectful… I'm aware that the World Cup might be the first time a lot of American viewers are tuning in. So it's important just to show people, whether things happen to you, good or bad, just to continue to be yourself.”

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE TELEMUNDO CALL OF THE MALIK TILLMAN FREE KICK IS THE BEST THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR 🇺🇸🦅❤️

[Mark Palmer @MarketPalmer_]

60 year old parents with $5,000,000+ should not be watching their 30 year old kids struggle to afford housing.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

No one believed in Cape Verde. Quoted at 𝟏% to pass group stage at the World Cup. 530.000 population.

…and 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭. The celebration? 𝟏%! 𝟏%! 𝟏%! 😁🎶

History. 👏🏼🇨🇻

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Team USA stops to PRAY after their 2-0 victory over Australia in the World Cup

America is a Christian nation! 🙏🏻

These patriots are making their country proud on their home turf! 🇺🇸

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Tony Robbins: iPhone has ran for 18 - 19 years. If you got an iPhone each time, you spend $22,000 and some change at retail price... But if you bought Apple stock, same amount of money on the stock you’d be up $326,000 instead of being out $22,000

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇺🇸🧊 Gio Reyna trivela. Perfect angle

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

All it took was literally the second hydration break for FOX to run too many commercials and miss some live action.

Absolutely ridiculous conceit.