Michał Łosiewicz

Chief Architect

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

@nstfkc What kind of traffic are you dealing with? Redis will be fine up to a point, so will a db read.

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

@tomislawk: Service discovery - Tinder for microservices

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Why it's worth to use Scala sometimes and how to reduce boilerplate without reflection.
https://t.co/Adq6EAgxxp

[Scala Times @ScalaTimes]

Scala Times Issue #238 - https://t.co/3Joi8PgVM8 by @47deg @AKmetyuk @DevInsideYou @fommil @LukaJacobowitz @MateuszKubuszok @MichalLosiewicz @ScalaItaly @scalarconf @ScalaUpNorth @sderosiaux @Signify_Tech @ticofab @volpegabriel87 & others, thx!

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

#akkahttp 400 lines of code in directives handling one endpoint, `&` to the rescue.

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

@j_palka You looked the usual yourself hating on scala and it was quite early in the day so I guess no more than average.

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

@j_palka I'm about to heed your advice and start writing php, I hope you were right, if not I know who to blame

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Hello #geecon

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

#geecon first talk starts in 15 minutes. So exciting ;-)

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Good #REST #API design:
200 - Accepted
200 - Rejected
500 - Everything else

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Had to check up on a #java project with #lombok, thousands code lines of mock testing, magically generated stuff, felt like going to hell.

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Option.get should be removed from every language used in production

[Rich Rogers @RichRogers_]

A language that doesn't change the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. - Alan Perlis

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Me: Stabilisation will take roughly 2 weeks.
Manager: What stabilisation? You said it works, right?

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Non existing technologies have no flaws... Quote of the day

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Universal Law: The closer the deadline the more hacks are deployed skipping CI.

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

When you realize that a model you implemented is naive and has to rewritten completely after half a year of development #priceless

[Agile Hulk @Agile_Hulk]

@jwgrenning @tweetsbi @KevlinHenney "When you have a setter on an object, you've turned an object back into a data structure." —Alan Kay

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

New rule in coding standards, for every line you add, remove five other.

[Michał Łosiewicz @MichalLosiewicz]

Time to update LinkedIn ...