Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.
She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.
We aren't.
We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.
I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.
I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.
I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.
I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.
We don't even have a European market.
She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.
I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.
I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
For non Brits:
ASBO means "anti social behavior order" which is an order given to people who are incredibly disruptive or show harassing behavior in public, and the Vauxhall Corsa is often stereotyped as being a bit of a "chav" car (ned in Scotland) and has garnered a reputation for reckless driving, racing and, you guessed it, "driven by people who probably have ASBOs" (as the stereotype goes)
The kind of sly reference that flies over people's heads if you're not from Britain, Rockstar being a (partly) British studio means they're more than experienced with those sorts of people
@RectalAnarchy69@gato_incierto that's just the DMAr flag being set.
you don't actually have to reinstall, cheaters just aren't very bright.
https://t.co/zrIeI7idHs