Michelle Hawk

become the beast you’d worship | pfp from art piece ENFORCER CLASS (N4) by @_10four_

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

literally me

[굴🐰🌕🌙☄️🔥⚡️❄️🌫 @getsome]

thoughts?

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

Discord advertising e-cuck was not on my bingo card

[Discord @discord]

we're experimenting with a new way to hang out in vc. thoughts?

[𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 @TheNathanNS]

For non Brits:

ASBO means "anti social behavior order" which is an order given to people who are incredibly disruptive or show harassing behavior in public, and the Vauxhall Corsa is often stereotyped as being a bit of a "chav" car (ned in Scotland) and has garnered a reputation for reckless driving, racing and, you guessed it, "driven by people who probably have ASBOs" (as the stereotype goes)

The kind of sly reference that flies over people's heads if you're not from Britain, Rockstar being a (partly) British studio means they're more than experienced with those sorts of people

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

I see your marketing department has access to the same drugs that your engineers do.

Good.

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

@DeezSeeds @CarpetFTW @Mrpatpuc @nikos_on_yt shut

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

You can do this with a Steam Controller.

[🍑 Flyremoon 🍑 @Flyremoon]

Kiryu-chan ! Guess what ? I'm Goromiku for today ! 💙

#真島吾朗 #MajimaGoro #龍が如く #LikeADragon #yakuzakiwami

[Kracken @adam_crusader]

@pcgamer I agree. We dont hate corpo rats enouth for pushing AI into our throats

[𝐎𝐳❄️ @Mr_Regrets]

This is what Wolfenstein 3D was always intended to be, but due to hardware limitations at the time, this vision couldn't be realized until now

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

the chode car

[⚆⚆⚆ @000_three]

custom widebody Autozam AZ-1 with RX-8 running gear that makes 402hp
(538% more hp than the original AZ-1’s 63hp)

[andre @a_ndrezera]

Public information for my Forza Horizon friends ->>>>

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

@kehander how would you define music?

[にゃいでん @813ne_diayn]

自作のタクティカルヘルメット（猫耳付き）

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

https://t.co/v5Ph01ugHo

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

@Stella_Hoshii i was hoping for a more aggressive vehicle…

[0xDEADCE11 - 1/39x containgeneer @MxVanButane]

"hey yeah this just came down from engineering; they want the gears to fuck"

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

@Stella_Hoshii PLEASE

[Michelle Hawk @MichelleHawkTwt]

wonderful read
great thread

[Phillip Koskinas @deteccphilippe]

@RectalAnarchy69 @gato_incierto that's just the DMAr flag being set.

you don't actually have to reinstall, cheaters just aren't very bright.

https://t.co/zrIeI7idHs