Mick senior

[Mick senior @Micksenior1867]

@ShirtBrigadeCo Porn

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsNZG1

[Mick senior @Micksenior1867]

@Hunty32 @matt_uggla Good luck Jack 🦉🦉

[Mick senior @Micksenior1867]

@secondtierpod Out

[Gary Stevenson @garyseconomics]

I'm trying to stop the redistribution of wealth

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Restore Britain is on the ballot tomorrow in the Norfolk Police and Crime Commissioner by-election, and we are offering something entirely different.

We have devised a 140 page policy plan on how to Restore British Policing - what needs to be done, how it can be done, on a timetable with a concise step-by-step plan on exactly what we will do.

No other political party has put in this level of effort - they just turn up with colourful leaflets and a few bullet points about how they can fix it all overnight. No plan, just empty promises.

Restore Britain is doing things differently.

Here are the main points from our policing policy.

- Introduce a new Police Restoration Act
- Restore the Office of Constable
- Restore the Constable's Oath
- Enforce one law for everyone
- Remove politics from policing
- End ideological and DEI policing
- Protect operational independence
- Introduce Police Accountability Boards
- Rebuild police training colleges
- Enforce merit-based recruitment with tougher vetting and fitness standards
- Restore frontline policing
- Restore neighbourhood beat policing
- Restore criminal intelligence
- Refocus the National Crime Agency on serious crime
- Bring custody and forensics back under police control
- Strengthen public order policing
- Create a reserve police force
- Focus on keeping the peace, preventing crime and bringing offenders to justice, not box ticking

This is all outlined over our 140 page policy plan - exactly how we intend to achieve it.

Mark Buckton, our candidate tomorrow, is a farmer, a veteran and a Norfolk family man.

As Norfolk’s Police and Crime Commissioner, he will use every tool at this disposal to enact our plan at a county-level.

Proving that common sense, no-nonsense policing is exactly what people want.

If you're in Norfolk and you agree, then I hope you will vote for Restore Britain and Mark Buckton tomorrow.

[Ultras Clips @ultras_clips]

Meet Paul Gregory, affectionately known as "Tango," he is a legendary superfan of Sheffield Wednesday and the England national team, famous for travelling to matches shirtless, regardless of the weather.

Besides his passion for football, Paul is campaigning to install life-saving defibrillators in every corner of football stadiums across the UK. The campaign was launched in memory of his later daughter Lauren, who passed away in 2023 👏

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I want to place on record a huge thanks to Owen Jones for a fantastic puff piece - I couldn't have penned it better myself.

Here's how he describes Restore Britain...

We 'openly demand the mass deporting of “millions and millions”. They even demand the imprisonment of officials and politicians “who knowingly placed dangerous third-world savages in our communities”, as they put it.'

Yes.

Too right, Owen.

[Mick senior @Micksenior1867]

@swfc Lovely to see Howard Wilkinson 💙💙

[David Storch @storchyowl]

On BA flight to London on my way to see David Bruce and my friends in Sheffield. David continues to do amazing things across a very broad spectrum… executive team buildout, squad rebuild, Hillsborough safety + so much more, training grounds improvements… all geared to 1 ) improving our competitive performance on the pitch while 2) creating the most safe and enjoyable
environment for you, our fans to watch, enjoy and cheer on our boys in their new kits ( more to come ).

@swfc we are rebuilding off of a rich history…
starts with embracing our history. We have a deep and proud heritage 159 years in the making . We only succeed if we bring back the glory ! And that’s our commitment to you,
@michaelestorch , Tom Costin, David Bruce and his leadership team + me!

Born in 1867… Reborn in 2026!

See you all soon!

Go Owls! #WAWAW

Have a wonderful weekend!

Best,

David

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Carol Vorderman has a blocked toilet and calls for a plumber to come and unblock it. The plumber is Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon who quickly identifies the cause of the issue, but it’s no easy task.

{satire}

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Right. Just so we’re all clear.

Farage and Reform tried to put me in prison because I backed the mass deportation of Pakistani child rapists and their foreign wives/relatives who allowed it to happen.

My home was raided by armed police late on a Friday night as a direct result of Reform’s allegations. My guns were seized. They tried to ruin my life. In every way.

Farage admitted on national television it was all because I backed mass deportations.

He said that was the moment they realised they ‘had to get rid’ of me.

Not the bullshit allegations they went to the police with, but the fact I want the Pakistani rapists removed from our country.

He admitted it.

That all happened.

Fair enough. I took it on the chin, and planned out our next step.

I founded Restore Britain to give the British people the democratic option to agree with me.

Restore Britain will, without apology, deport every last foreign rapist and all foreign accomplices who knew it was happening, yet failed to act.

If that means entire communities go, that means entire communities go. I really don’t care.

We will rid Britain of that cancer.

Now Reform are incandescently angry that we are giving the British people that choice.

Deploying increasingly desperate smears against our movement.

If people don’t agree, they can vote for someone else who won’t deport. There are plenty of options - Reform, Labour, Tories. Take your pick. Go for it.

But if you want those evil scumbags out of our country, along with every foreign coward who enabled it?

You now have that genuine option.

Restore Britain.

[EFL @EFL]

The people have spoken! 🗣️

@swfc's remarkable comeback in the 2023 @SkyBet League One Play-Off Semi-Final has been voted as the greatest #EFLPlayOffs match of all time! 👏

#EFL | #EveryMinuteMatters

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

Well… What a ride it’s been!

I’m absolutely delighted to see the back of the 2025/26 season, but everything I’ve seen over the last couple of weeks has just reaffirmed how proud I am to be a Sheffield Wednesday fan - to be part of this community.

You lot are class. 🦉⚽️

[Michael Storch @michaelestorch]

Really feeling the blues today sat on my flight back to Chicago after one of the best days of my life on Saturday. Wishing we could do it all over again.
I’ll never forget the welcome you, the fans, gave to me and my family. Getting to meet so many of you was so much fun.

After a long and tough process, I want to thank my dad and business partner @storchyowl for believing in this and finding a way. When many could not see a path forward, he kept pushing us all to find it.

We had some great meetings with David Bruce and Henrik this week and there really is just so much to do but I’m incredibly energized.

This is going to be an awesome journey. I’ll be back soon!

#uto #wawaw

[Higgy @higgyboson]

CV.

Completely ruined a major 126 year old political party in less than 2 years.

Became the most hated UK Prime Minister in history.

Unilaterally gave away billions of £'s of taxpayers money with no accountability required from the recipients.

Wrecked the economy.

Failed to control mass immigration, both legal and illegal.

Failed to address the problem of muslim rape gangs.

Increased welfare payments to a point where benefits now cost more than the entire income tax take.

Allowed weekly pro-Palestinian hate marches on our streets.

Consistently referred to people with concerns about the proliferation of migrant violence as "Far Right".

Promoted one of his friends to high office despite knowing he was a buddy of one of the most prolific paedophiles on the planet.

Consistently worked to reverse the result of the biggest democratic vote in British history by stealth.

Placed tax dodgers, fraudsters and CV fantasists in Ministerial posts.

Invited a known islamist terrorist to No.10 while simultaneously banning foreign commentators from the UK for merely reporting on the border fiasco.

Took two weeks to find a Royal Navy ship that actually worked.

Introduced legislation that will destroy the private rental market and create hundreds of thousands of homeless families.

Promised to build 1.5 million homes in five years despite everyone telling him it would be impossible.

Failed to help motorists and hauliers after the rise in the price of fuel caused by the war in Iran.

Continues to allow Ed Milliband to wreck the UK's energy industry with his insane Net Zero policies.

Raised the minimum wage and employers National Insurance contributions leading to thousands of job losses and businesses folding.

Introduced VAT to private school fees leading to many excellent seats of learning closing their doors.

Consistently refused to answer questions during the session in the parliamentary week set aside for this specific purpose.

Consistently failed to accept responsibility for any wrong doing, preferring to sack others instead.

Alienated "working people" while claiming to be on their side.

And the lies. The constant lies.

Failure. Failure. And more Failure.

Time to go.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Taxes

OH …UNITED KINGDOM
This is very interesting.
If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years!

Now read on. This is true and rather hard to really understand.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
1. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
We are charged:
· Stamp Duty
· Tobacco Tax
· Corporate Income Tax
· Income Tax
· Council Tax
· Unemployment Tax
· Petrol/Diesel Tax
· Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax)
· Alcohol Tax
· G.S.T.
· Property Tax
· Purchase Property Tax
· Tax on Title Searches
· Tax on Building Inspections
· Tax on supplements
· Taxes on various food items
· Taxes on Dining out
· Tax on all utilities – Phone, hydro, water, waste disposal
· Service charge taxes
· Social Security Tax
· Vehicle License / Registration Tax
· Vehicle Sales Tax
· Workers Compensation Tax
· And now Carbon Tax
AND I’m sure you can think of more...

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. A criminal’s life was uncomfortable. What on earth happened?

[David Storch @storchyowl]

Wanted to take some time to reflect on a day I’ve been dreaming of for months.

Saturday was perfect. Will never be able to express how grateful I am for the warm welcome the @SWFC fans gave my family and me. The sun shone down on our wonderful club on Saturday.

It was the experience of a lifetime to enjoy the moment with you all…. To share our new crest designed by the incredible local agency Peter and Paul…. To share the news that after an incredible collaborative effort between my team, the @EFL and BTG we will start next season on zero points!…. To introduce you to our incredible new CEO, David Bruce…. And to witness over 30,000 of my newest friends singing for 99 minutes straight as our Owls closed out such a difficult season with a win.

I’d like to further highlight how grateful I am to the @EFL for their diligence and approach in working with us to ratify all issues and achieve our target of closing by 1 May.

It takes a village; but without the commitment and tenacity of Asher Simons, Clive Betts MP and James Silverwood in particular, we would not be where we are today.

It’s been an extremely emotional 48 hours for me after a long process, but now the focus is already completely on action. We are proceeding ahead immediately on all fronts and we will update you, the fans, as we go.

You are the reason Michael and I are here, the reason we have fallen in love with this city and this club. We will do everything in our power to ensure we don’t let you down.

David

#wawaw #uto #swfc

[John Harkes @johnharkes6]

Amazing new era! Thank you to @AriseCapInvest #DavidStorch, #MichaelStorch, #TomCostin and the #Aspiregroup for putting their faith in @swfc @SWFCTrust and our passionate fans! #USA

[Mick senior @Micksenior1867]

@AllPieEye I was in bits 🤣