Chando Calrissian

Remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

Ya gotta laugh.
-Calvins Twins

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@Owen_Stephens Try archival episodes of Spontaneanation with Paul F. Tomkins. The podcast is no longer being produced, but it brings you light-hearted laughs from top notch improvisors.

It is my recipe for a smile and I am happy to share it withyou.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@JChudeusz @Falco_X PS4 had it going on software-wise, now PS5 has jack and shit, while X is buying up IPs.

I, too, have both, and the XBox wins in basically every respect.

Facts 👊

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

Last night I dreamt that I saved @PFTompkins from accidently falling out a window.

You're welcome, dream PFT. I got you.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@mossmouth I've played chess all of my life and never read of this predecessor; I tip my hat to you, sir.

A game that grabbed a larger amount of our quarantine than I expected is the royal game of Ur. I recommend it highly for a purely fun and brief multiplayer experience.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

RIP Terry Jones

CMFAO

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@Slit518 @Wizards_DnD @paizo Starfinder.

So... Pathfinder?

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@jizzy6879 You're a goddamned hero.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@M9Thousand Because they are primatives stuck on Nejeor VI?

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@AdamGregson2 @mythrykerd @20sidedknight With regard to Starfinder, my players began to take perception checks for anything dangerous before taking a second step into almost any room.

Taking passive perception into consideration while I crafted descriptive narrative might have helped me to avoid this as a DM.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@FINALLEVEL

[Jonathan Swan @jonathanvswan]

can we please stop innovating?

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@Ferro_Rojas08 @iloverocks420 Be careful. Being sensible on Twitter could get you dogpiled by people who wear the shirts of bands they don't like.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@nsund195 @SHlNlGAMii @amylkis @thelittlepecan @Maceface45 @lucyakehurst1 @iloverocks420 Just to be clear, someone might ask you if you like the product you're being a bilboard for.

It's normal.

If you never tasted coke, you might pretend to be offended on twitter too.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@godsavecroatia @charliekirk11 "Quotation marks"

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@charlyne_yi Every word on Trump's twitter is more vile and dripping with ugliness. In comparrison, the word "fuck" is an eloquent poem.

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@Erick_Tosb @charlyne_yi *cough*

BULLSHIT!

*cough cough*

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@El_Ponchin_ Welcome to the dark side.

#FuckNFL

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@scharpling "Chapter Kevin: My time with the dipshit"

[Chando Calrissian @Mid80sB]

@KevinJBartelt Orgazmo's blowjob scene audio followed by March of the Pigs by Nine Inch Nails.