Robert Laird

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!

[Hav @thebeldamm]

The academy:

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

ugh, finally

[sammy 🏳️‍⚧️ ☭ @femtater]

Pope Leo when he sees a movie made by a guy named Robert

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

To be clear: if the movie is on, no phones out. If the trailers are on AND the lights are on, free game but be respectful. If the theater shows you commercials for products that have nothing to do with movies it is your duty to be on your phone, running up and down the aisles.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Suicidal guy at the first movie that didn’t even bother moving when he saw the train on screen

[Don Federico @FedeArielS]

I'd watch endless hours of Homonym if I could

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

And that’s all

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

I’m about 2 things going wrong away from this happening to me.

[Skelbton the “Wizard” @skelbthree]

orc who says “grok is this true?” Because the village elder is named grok

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

"The part of the family that doesn't know how to use apostrophes vs the schoolteacher" is probably not the contrast they were going for.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I know their white people hard shell taco night goes insane minimum 10+ cold toppings

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Ben, your blasphemous twisting of scripture is the only abomination here.

Let's break down how ragingly un-Christian this petulant little homophobic post is, shall we?

You'll notice that none of the quotes Ben cites are Jesus; bc Jesus is never slightly anti-gay.

— Genesis 19:1-11 (Not Jesus).
It's the Sodom & Gomorrah story, which is about attempted gang-rape of angels, not consensual LGBT relationships.
Confirmed to *not* be about gay relations in Ezekiel 16:49.

— Leviticus 18:22 (Not Jesus).
Ben does not follow or live by the laws of Leviticus. It bans eating bacon. It commands the death penalty for adulterers; Ben supported Trump.
It's revoltingly hypocritical & un-Christian to weaponize a book you yourself don't follow against a minority you dislike.

— Romans 1:26-28 (Paul, not Jesus).
Paul's not talking about gay men; but straight men that God "gave over" to hooking up w/each other.
Romans also commands you to "obey the governing authorities," which Ben does not do when a Dem is president. But he'll still use Romans, out of context, to hurt gay people.

— 1 Corinthians 6:9-11
— 1 Timothy 1:8-11
Again, both of these are Paul, not Jesus. The translations indicate he's talking about Roman Temple prostitutes.

— Jude 1:5-8 (Not Jesus)
Again referencing Sodom & Gomorrah, no mention of LGBT ppl.

Ben, God created gay ppl.
Conservatives created hiding hate behind religion.

The good news is that Jesus does not share this shitty anti-gay prejudice; He commands His followers to treat even the least of us as you’d treat Him in Matthew 25.

There are no actual teachings of Jesus that MAGA fights for. In order to support Trump or his policies, one must reject the actual teachings of Jesus.

Media, please stop letting these mean little frauds hide behind religion. Grill them about what their holy books actually say. Jesus is a prop for them, nothing more.

[Robert Laird @boblaird5]

@HumanoidHistory Is he ok?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

We love it when filmmakers take direct inspiration from great artists and classic paintings. Here are some of our favourites…

First up, The Truman Show (1998) and Au Clair de Lune (1956) by René Magritte.

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[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Homeschooling should be illegal

[Robert Laird @boblaird5]

@consumertc I’ll never doubt your research again!