The one and only

Ball so hard niggas wanna fine me

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Get off your ass and be something then. Minimum effort deserves minimum pay. If you want a better life you have to do it for yourself no one is going to give it to you

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

I have a virgin that works for me and today he told me "dont you just hate it when you get your girlfriends sister confused with her and fuck their dad ugh" #speechless

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Slowed down today to watch a helicopter land.. made me realize no matter how old you get some things fascinate you as much as a child as they do as an adult

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

I came here to chew gum and kick ass and it looks like I'm outta gum

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

One day I'll be happy until then I'll be here

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

You think today sucked?! Dont worry tomorrow isnt gunna be any better 😂

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

I'd like a beer or 10 please

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Never in my life have I ever felt so down about the world and everything in it

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

You gotta step on a few stones to get to the top

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

@robbb_23 It's a constant shit show

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Everything here is such a pos you gotta fix two things before you fix what you set out after

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Anti gun president gives most of the country $1400. Everyone I know is buying a new gun 😂

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Everybody is still talking about covid and the election. Get outta her with that bs all I wanna see is who killed deer this year

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Girl called shotgun in my girlfriends car... I told her I'm from the country and we beat women for fun. She let me have shotgun 👍 @_chloerice

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

@KurtCarroll32 Its gunna be the same forever my dude along with the name been fuxking with ppl since 2010 lol

[The One And Only @KurtCarroll32]

@MiddletonDalton had to tag u to see if your pic was still the same or u bitched out

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

If any of you are trying to build a rifle I hope your willing wait on parts holy backorder

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

Talked a kid into shotgunning a red bull at work yesterday, he was extremely nervous about it. Showed up today with two hes now an addict😅

[The one and only @MiddletonDalton]

I'm not fat I'm pregnant