Paul Middleton

Husband to Jill, Dad to Archie, slave to Sheffield Wednesday

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

Shove your altitude up your arse.

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@WainwrightTM I bet he's grinning like a Cheshire Cat!

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@CragHutchinson @swfc @MrVegas_Casino @MacronSports So it does! Cheers mate.

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@henrywinter Played like he showed them an episode of All Creatures Great and Small

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

After commentating for ITV for almost 30 years, the fact that Clive Tyldesley has to bow out on a European Championship second round match is nothing short of disgraceful.

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

Congratulations Danny. Great win, great performance, fans seem to love you.

Oh, by the way, about your wages.... #swfc

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@YesWeCrann They can have Momo Diaby for £100m #swfc

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@WTIDPOD @ProstateUK Done.

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

I've got a meeting at four, Dejphon. #swfc

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

So which of #TheTraitors is going to be on Strictly next year?

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

I think Celebrity #curling is now inevitable.

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@timolsky We've literally just started watching this as I read this tweet. Hope you and family are well, Tim.

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

@JThorn26 I'm thinking just void this season. Right now. Let everybody calm down and have a good think about things...

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

You think the scenes in Washington are bad?

Wait til big Dejphon unveils Mick McCarthy tomorrow. #swfc

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

An actual goal.

In the first half.

At Hillsborough.

From open play.

#swfc

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

If Boris Johnson doesn't announce that Garry Monk has been sacked I'm going to be really disappointed #swfc #horrorshow

[Paul Middleton @Midowl]

Margins. #swfc

[MR @MarcusRashford]

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