Nick

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talk shit get hit

#CTESPN

[. @iHateMyBtch]

nggas had 13 years to stack $80

[KT @k3NG2_]

Ion need alcohol in my system to blow up a bitch phone I’m on yo ass with a sprite 🤣

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[#CHUD @starjaguarr]

weed and twitter

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[Carrier Technician @bitchmailman]

An unemployed guy after applying to one job today: I have applied for 10 jobs today

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i hate when my upstairs neighbor walks around. i hope he falls through the soft spot in the ceiling ive been spraying with water every night.

[valentine 🍀 @tiramissu144]

useless fucking alarm i woke up before you. you mean Nothing to me

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

i like girls with autism, it gives women a human side that they don't often have

[gogurt squeeze @furrybukkake_]

can any audio pedophiles recommend me a good headset thats not super expensive

[vandul @_vandul]

A chudthebuilder type black guy that goes around calling whites crackers but no one cares and he makes no money

[sheen @weedtoker1738]

doing the ice bucket challenge on my grandma every day for no reason

[Man of Action @MindsetVet]

Pointing a GUN at people

[doll @cuckuke]

“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine a #burger 🤤🤤🤤🤤🍔🍔🍔🍔

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*reading about Icarus but stopping 2/3 through* Wow. He really did it. He flew super close to the sun with no consequences

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[popsee @qopsee99]

Bout to heat up some bullshit in the michael wave for dinner