Patrick (Philanthropist)

Just being Pat, doing things that Pat does.

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

Gen Z will spend all day “posting on the Gram” but don’t know a thing about “housing a Grand Slam” at Dennys. We are all thinking it.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Sports Socialism is a huge part of the American psyche. Bernie Sanders is the way he is because the Dodgers moved from Brooklyn to LA

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

every new york convenience store i’ve walked into tonight is fresh out of cash. “some other guy took it first” they’re all saying. “our money is that other guy’s money sorry”

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

It’s Travis and the album is more Rush-influenced than you might think

[Michael Stanis @MJ_Stanis]

I wonder who has an album coming out on that date

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Incredible historical reference, George Lucas. And how would these Carthaginian tradesman speak?

"Chinese"

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

Just realized that in the future John Fetterman is going to be everyone’s fun little piece of history trivia. “Did you know that 150 years ago there was a giant senator who was too depressed to wear suits and switched up ideologically when he got mild brain damage?”

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

🫡🫡🫡

[Vulture @vulture]

30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com. https://t.co/pDoPCONL75

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

Going to my sisters wedding dressed like I got drafted three picks after Carmelo Anthony

[Michael Stanis @MJ_Stanis]

If anyone on TV is going to be in studio they need to wear real shoes. This “suit sneaker” thing needs to end

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

The f-slur? We know.

[carz @Carzonfye]

I just don’t get it, you could literally read a book every day until you die and not even scratch the surface of what’s been written. The bottleneck has never been quantity, who is demanding more poorly written crap

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

In season 1 episode 6 of Running Point they refer to the sports show guy from Frasier as “Mad Dog” when his name was actually “Bull Dog”

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

“john browns body” became a union battle anthem and they built statues in his honor. he is like the one guy that actually firebombed the walmart and it totally worked

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

@dr_dougherty @MJ_Stanis This mf said “dog”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i do not want a strong republican party!! i want a weak republican party that concedes to an agenda that puts the working class first!!

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

Even in their aggrieved fantasies on this topic conservatives can’t conjure a plausible issue other than their own willful misunderstanding

[𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧🫀🩻 @zoloftpurgatory]

Healthcare workers vs respecting their patients

[Patrick (Philanthropist) @MightBePatrick]

Goddamn but the big man whiffed it here

[LINCOLN+161 @jfkplus60]

London journalist Karl Marx writes to his colleague Friedrich Engels: "Lincoln's assassination was the most stupid act they could have committed. Johnson is stern, inflexible, and revengeful and as a former poor white has a deadly hatred of the oligarchy."

[Roose @RuNoseP]

these tweets are even funnier now because like, we've seen that Zohran Mamdani has been doing a pretty good job so far. what are you guys even supposed to be scared of anymore? lol

[Lala @hermithick]

lebron venting to this kid is the funniest thing i’ve seen in awhile

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

This is when Columbo left for the Undying Lands