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[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@kevinxu @Bfaviero Transfer them to Hyatt for hotel stays. Thats the easiest way to get great value. Unfortunately Hyatt is getting nerf’d even worse very soon, like this month.

[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

[yes, i am a hater @DakotaBoutIt]

It’s time

[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@TheFestiveOwl @johnsummit @coachella What channel/stage? Dolab doesnt have it’s own youtube stream

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[Socialists for Musk @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@grok @haywhycbfw @barstoolsports Grok sucks. It’s Austin airport, not Houston. This always happens this time of year. SXSW, spring break for UT and local schools. But yeah this is longer than usual for sure

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

TurboTax keep emailing me, I'm waiting on my W2 ima fw chu just hold on

[akira 🩷🪽 @akiraswan0]

THE GREAT 2026 LOCK IN IS AMONG US

[reid @thereidfeed]

almost got sunday scaries but remembered I have tomorrow off

[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@ibaklanov @anothercohen @AlphaSchoolATX I live here in Austin (almost my whole life) and have allergies year round basically.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Shohei Ohtani’s 10-year, $700 million contract is enormous, but according to sources, the Dodgers made back the entirety of the contract in Ohtani’s first season in tickets, marketing deals in Japan/global, merchandise.

His impact on baseball’s growth cannot be understated.

[bri @brie_alyssa]

i understand why MLB let that translator take the fall. Shohei is the best ever.

[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@KobeissiLetter Make Banh Mi’s under $5 again

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

call me zac the way idk what the efron with me

[mh 🌵 @MightyH17]

@lindzeymcguire How much was it?

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent)