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[DonAza @DonAzag]

"Tinubu said: '...why should I make laws that favour free and fair election, if you don't want to vote don't vote. Who say you must vote. You can sleep in your house that day. If only three people that vote for me, I win."

If you take a letter to INEC, they would call Villa. If they say don't collect they won't collect and if they ask them to collect they would collect because INEC is controlled from Aso Rock" - Prince Adeboyo

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Don’t mind them jare. I hope this inspires you, my oga

[Excel @Mightyjoeeee]

@peterxyu @Ziggydank He's German. I (dont know why, but) trust him. Lol

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

HE DID IT

THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

[Mark Amaza @amasonic]

Everything wey fit happen for this life dey happen to blue tick accounts.

[Dweller @One_Way_Home]

A monumental moment as this American trucker records his Peterbilt hitting “brand new” status topping 1.M miles…

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨6UFF, TUFF KING

“RIPPERS FATE”. — OUT NOW

Hows it Sounding ??

[Excel @Mightyjoeeee]

@black_bhoy_ That man was shocked, the wife was shocked, the baby was equally shocked.

[Zerry dl @zerrydlegendary]

Yes my wife must know how to cook. FULL STOP !

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

People wey normal for this country no pass 5 🤣

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Sounds different but Good

[𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 Jessica🕊️ @Trullydearest]

Peter Obi is the only ex-Governor that invited external auditors to come and verify all the accounts when he was leaving office.

THE ONLY EX GOVERNOR THAT LEFT NO DEBT BEHIND.PETER OBI LEFT NO DEBT.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

#Ad

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

Senator Remi Tinubu in particular confronted him and asked if he was a member of the opposition.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[Excel @Mightyjoeeee]

@JesusClapsBack @Emmachuuks What is wrong with you? 😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.