Mikaely Riley

Conservationist. Mum. Working on it.

[Mikaely Riley @MikaelyRiley]

The 3 yr old says we have to be quiet because his dinosaur is sleeping. I am very onboard for this game.

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@StephenCDellis Definitely. But the stuff that's never on the radio is way better! I had no idea 🤷🏼‍♀️

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On today's episode of "Mikaely is late to the party": Mikaely discovers Billie Eilish

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Unexpected things you have to say to toddlers:
"Please stop touching me with lemons, I'm trying to sleep"

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@benlandis Was on one where we almost hit another plane on take off and had to swerve so hard the G forces made everyone puke

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@missrobinson Super weird

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Just caught myself fully jamming out to the Bob the Builder theme...

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@TomHartley_7's reporting on the cold snap is life

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You know that feeling when you clean up and then the toddler doesn't immediately trash everything? No, me neither.

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@erinrileyau Omg Mizzle

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Forgot about Twitter for a hot minute. What did I miss?

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Direct quote from my doggie #atticuspupper

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster

[Thommo @thommoriley]

Our one-and-a-half year old, who probably knows about 50 words, renamed our ferret "Fluffy".
He can say her real name (Gatsby), but has decided it's not right. #toddlers

[Mikaely Riley @MikaelyRiley]

@erinrileyau Rubbish. It's definitely a thing.

[Thommo @thommoriley]

Sometimes in the battle of trying to keep your child's socks on, you just have to accept defeet.

#dadlyf

Note: From an accidental pun by @MikaelyRiley

[Mikaely Riley @MikaelyRiley]

@dog_rates This my fren Hank. Some dogs bring their frens sticks. Hank brings me firewood. Good boy, Hank.

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https://t.co/JktvznWe1R

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Ooo this could be very cool

https://t.co/O7QOF8RlTy

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i don’t mean to interrupt. but i love you

[Mikaely Riley @MikaelyRiley]

Lactation consultant: Babies instinctively stroke your chest to stimulate milk flow.
My baby: *slaps my face repeatedly *