Mike Baio

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@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators A - Ponte Vedra is the spot

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@FirstSquawk Which companies are offering high-paying promotions? Would love that

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@JoshuaBarzon A, B, C, D, E, or F

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: at a Japanese aquarium.

peaceful day, families everywhere, soft piano music.

then I notice one employee SPEED WALKING past us carrying bucket.

Employee: Excuse me.

another employee runs by, then another.

suddenly whole aquarium staff moving with Avengers-level urgency.

Me: ...

Friend: Something happened.

we follow crowd to penguin section.

absolute chaos, one penguin missing.

not metaphorically, ACTUALLY escaped.

staff members whispering intensely into walkie-talkies.

tiny child beside me: The criminal has escaped.

Me: WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT.

then I spot the penguin.

bro is BOOKING IT down hallway at shocking speed.

sliding on stomach around corners like furry torpedo.

staff chasing respectfully.

one employee holding fish like hostage negotiator.

Employee: Kenta please.

PENGUIN'S NAME IS KENTA.

Kenta ignores authority completely, runs directly into souvenir shop.

now people buying keychains while rogue penguin commits grand theft atmosphere.

finally old aquarium worker appears.

everyone parts ways dramatically.

this man kneels down calmly.

pulls out single sardine.

Kenta stops immediately.

walks over with zero shame.

Old Worker: Enough adventure.

penguin allows himself to be carried away like drunk friend after party.

crowd applauds.

Friend whispering: He'll do it again.

Honestly? absolutely.

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@texasrunnerDFW Gee. I wonder if this plays into the voting age demographics in her district?

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@MarioNawfal Also great for storing pudding skin singles!

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I don’t recommend mistaking a Gen-Xer for a boomer

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@PatsKam We have a burgundy ford edge named Ethel

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@BhattiLaib9960 Hazel

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AI note takers are so 2025

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@JomboyMedia I would say see you in the playoffs, but that won’t happen

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@PTSportsFix Daryl Dawkins, Jamie Dukes, Jeff Zimmerman. There are more

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@3YearLetterman @FoodLionNews @JPMorganPI @MsPetraHunter @MayorOfLA @flyfishingtrout @MikeTrout @ItsTheSituation @JENNIWOWW @Whitesnake

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@boydmyers Not even close

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.

@JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.

This is a Biden win for flyers! https://t.co/lJFGS3ucv3

[Senator Eric Schmitt @SenEricSchmitt]

What I've found is staggering.

46,547 OPT workers. 19,285 employers.

New OPT data from California was provided to my office.🧵

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@Gunblaze1969 Rick

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "