Mike Brophy

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

For the record, when I die, I wanna be buried in a lime green g-string

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

Call me rent-sexual the way I'm not committed enough to bi

(I'm straight with a wife and child)

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

If hindsight meant looking at ass, you could call me Epimetheus

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

Anyone else think as a kid that dog years would be a much more important concept?

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

Y'all fuck wit towels?

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

You can't just say "ball peen hammer" and expect me to not laugh

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

My mom didn't chain smoke while pregnant enough for me to speak proficient French

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

a hurricane is coming! why the fuck isn't Joe Biden readying a nuke, or scrawling on a map, or humiliating the National Weather Service, or lobbing paper towels, or lecturing us about how wet water is? you people swore to me that Biden knew how to president. what in actual fuck

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Afghan War has cost American taxpayers $2T+.

$2 Trillion Equals:
•End homelessness: $20B
•Insulin for diabetics: $40B
•Universal Pre-K: $60B
•SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B
•Universal 4-yr-college: $70B
•Cancel all medical debt: $140B
•Cancel all student debt: $1.6T

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

@eyesackboy There actually is! Home > Top right clock with arrow icon 😀

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

look, I may not agree with the way Matt Gaetz handles his personal life, but he is an elected official and I will defend to the death his right to be dragged from Congress in handcuffs, humiliated, disgraced, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

194 mass shootings in 130 days this year: let’s make it easier to buy guns

16 alleged cases of voter fraud out of 160 million votes in 2020: let’s make it harder to vote

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

@kneepers Bro, what the actual fuck. I'm so sorry

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

conservatives are completely losing their shit and melting straight the fuck down this morning because a private company has the right to ban Former Fuck from their free web site and it's driving them fucking insane and I for one could not be more entertained

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Matt Gaetz: fuuucked
Joel Greenberg: fuuucked
Rudy Giuliani: fuuucked
Individual-1: tick tock, asshole

Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably

me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Republicans are melting straight the fuck down this morning and throwing shit fits galore because Joe Biden is popular and none of their bullshit attacks are working and it's driving them fucking insane and I for one could not be more amused

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not transporting minors across state lines and leaving a digital trail of your payments

[Mike Brophy @MikeBrophy8]

@phillyprnc @jocealmighty @MrJusticeJr @MindsetTeacher @WheresMyArk_23 @AOC "Whiteness"

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

maybe Ted Cruz went to Cancun to look for 11,780 Trump votes

[​Bear @BearUNLV]

never got into anime because this was my first interaction with an anime fan back in the 2000s and it scared me