Mike Puckett

Writer, Comedian, Neo-Futurist. he/him

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@CoreyJMahler @brian_bee You sound like a fucking loser

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@CoreyJMahler @brian_bee Nazi scum

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@sowhydavid @treytrey1011 @wtflanksteak Only 4? I liked to pretend there was a slightly different cut for every movie.

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@_Not_JamesBond_ @SlumRNA_Dog “Contribute to the world” get the fuck over yourself

[trash jones @jzux]

who’s the snowflake now you fucking loser

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Hire other writers and especially writers of color how bout that. You will not be rewarded for writing mid all on your own

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@realityysimp I know this isn’t your point, but all I could think of was Tom’s line in Succession where he says $5 million is the worst amount of money to have

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@christress You’re right, but on an even more basic level the show just needs a writer’s room. A lot of characters - especially Kate, Mook, and Piper - felt super flat this season. Mike White needs to acknowledge his blind spots and hire writers for this show to be as good as it could be.

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@theashleyray Oh wow, I took the 2016 part way too literally and thought this tweet was about time travel. My bad!

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@theashleyray Could it be…?

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

LA is Hollywood. It’s supposed to be THE place for movies and television. They need to do everything they can to bring the industry back. It shouldn’t be cheaper for studios to fly 100 people to Ireland than drive 5 miles to the Paramount lot.

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@JustineBateman @elonmusk What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@Feral_Fawcett @aintscarylarry @SecretService @FBI Fuck off bootlicker

[Mike Puckett @MikeCPuckett]

@AlecStapp @thefaisalalam For $12 million we could have done an all-shrimp remake
https://t.co/PO2weBsmVf

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

Democrats literally don’t do anything besides narrate what’s happening and ask for money.

Like shit will be on fire and they’ll be like, “this is on fire. It’s bad right? Wish somebody would do something to stop it. Donate here.”