the cunningham michael 🧻

I'm the dog in the picture, not the human.

he/they/she, any and all

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

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[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

Apparently today is something called Michaelmas?
Well I'm honoured to have a holiday named after me, but yall could've let me know beforehand. Now I'll just be sat at home

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

@ItsRadishTime Have an anti-anxiety playlist

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

*ahem*

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[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

@mhrichards_ Sup? Not on brand dude

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

@BorisJohnson fucking cunt. Resign. Less useful than a literal sack of shit. You're a shameless, selfish liar and you don't represent the UK in any way shape or form. If I ever met you I'd spit on you.

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

The government is too fucking incompetent to get a Skype call working and we expect them to lead our country through a pandemic?

Nah fuck off

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA boris needs a lungful of water tbh

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

People will watch shows about hoarders and laugh and feel pity but as soon as someone starts hoarding capital and wealth they're all standing to applaud ffs

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

@SappeninPod You and @thepunkrockmba should do each others podcasts!

[Dominic Rew @domrew1]

Raab: NHS funding is a child wish list
Patel: sorry if people *feel* there have been PPE shortings

Yo why are people so anxious to criticise our politicians when they don't give a FUCK about us lol - people are DYING & they're saying this shit

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

Let him scare the people ignoring the crisis and breaking quarantine into action, but don't strengthen his platform for when it's all over, because he'll go right back.

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

Reminder that Piers Morgan is still a right wing chucklefuck who, despite currently speaking sense, is acting in his own self-interest and will bounce right back to the hateful rhetoric as soon as this crisis is over.

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

This account is barely active coz I'm mostly shitposting on my other account, follow @DameronAndOn if you wanna, I dunno, might be fun 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️😊

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

People that moan that protests are disruptive are missing the point. It's not a protest if you're not getting attention.

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

I really fucking hate how the news explains the most recent extinction rebellion stuff by saying that the police guy in charge in known for solving a particular murder case. Implying the protesters are on that level.

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

That being said, I like that they actually interviewed one of the protestors. And she spoke with goddamn class and respect. Proper higher ground.

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

20,000 RTS I DROP A NEW WATERPARKS ALBUM TODAY

LESS THAN 20,000 RTS I DO NOT DROP A NEW WATERPARKS ALBUM TODAY

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

@SappeninPod But midnight is so far away! AND I'M SLEEPY

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

[the cunningham michael 🧻 @MikeDJCun]

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