Mike Sammons

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@realDonaldTrump So full of shit.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@alisoncook Well deserved!

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@alisoncook Excited to see your next move!

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

Where can one find Salade Niçoise in Houston?

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@alisoncook @baohaus @HoustonChron There are an awful lot of Italian restaurants, for sure. But (and of course I’m biased) there aren’t very many “good” ones. But there’s way less good, even decent, French spots.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@alisoncook @baohaus @HoustonChron I liked that place too! We def don’t have enough French spots in this town! Sad to hear that.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@KlimasLarry @OmarRiverosays Yeah. He just did.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@GunsandTacos I got in a lot of trouble at my friend’s 8th birthday because I insisted on giving the bird to the Chuck E. Cheese guy to the point that he actually complained to my mother about it.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@alisoncook Sure. Sure.

[Zelle Support @ZelleSupport]

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[Alison Cook @alisoncook]

I may live to regret this, but at my house, the champagne saved from Election Day just got popped. Thank you, @MikeDecants.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@realDonaldTrump @BubbaWallace You’re fucked in the head.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@thejtlewis @realDonaldTrump You’re a dumbass.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@antoniogianola @nhallfreelance Quite true.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@alisoncook Totally agree!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Mr. Trump is a lying bigot.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@realDonaldTrump And please explain: what exactly is a “World Class Loser.”

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@realDonaldTrump Also, you do not understand the concept of an ellipses. It’s disturbing.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@realDonaldTrump No. You were the loser in this situation. The court dismissed your $2.5 billion defamatory suit. You claimed to be a billionaire but you fucking weren’t. You’re a lying piece of shit.

[Mike Sammons @MikeDecants]

@realDonaldTrump What the fuck is wrong with your mind?