Hayden Christensen Facts Account

Pistachios are Hayden Christensen's favorite nut. I'm still gonna respect the block but I am high as a motherfucker.

[Hayden Christensen Facts Account @MikeFannFann]

An alternate reality where the creator of Batman had a lisp and we ended up with 3 Christopher Nolan films about a man who loved to bathe

[Hayden Christensen Facts Account @MikeFannFann]

Yeehaw is the Texas Yeet

[senatormeow.bsky.social @SenatorMeow]

2020 Democratic Primary Candidates as @dril tweets:

[Rob Wesley @eastwes]

Imagine spending your life as a turkey vulture and this is the last thing you ever see.

[Hayden Christensen Facts Account @MikeFannFann]

@FiddySpenc Congrats man! Responsible af, that's hot.

[Cody Hutchinson @CodyHutchinson_]

My wife has agreed, 25k retweets and I can get these for the house! Please help a brother out!

[Official Red Panda Gang @RedPandaGangs]

Summoning circle! Hope this works.

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[Open Culture @openculture]

Stream 8,000 Vintage Afropop Recordings Digitized & Made Available by The British Library https://t.co/DQw2cvM7op

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

Hello friends

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

A VERY TROUBLING THREAD: Remember that weird police shootout during a no-knock raid in Houston last week?

🚨It appears something truly rotten happened.🚨

This story looks like it’s about to become huge, and let me tell you why...

https://t.co/RMiIsfhW4p

[Hayden Christensen Facts Account @MikeFannFann]

Shed Bundy.

[Fart Infection @necrobranson]

Getting black out drunk because the bud knight died

[Hayden Christensen Facts Account @MikeFannFann]

@Bootleg_Stuff $1.400 and $2.200 is the cherry on top

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

DM: At bar you see a cloaked, hunched over man. He wears a crown of bone and blade, surrounded by three sentient rings of fire. His arm is made of steel.

Players: who else is in the tavern

DM: uhhhh theres a goblin named Sam Smorkle

Players: I want to talk to Sam Smorkle

[everybird (retired) @_everybird_]

BIRD #8,127
Banded Pitta
(Pitta guajana)

[rafaela silva kim @gotneocity]

when another one bites the dust starts playing