Fike Melber

Too many assholes, not enough bullets. -Clint Eastwood

[Fike Melber @MikeFelber1]

You ever see a girl and think “damn I should talk to her” then realize you’re a solid 5? Cuz same

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@PoehlerJordann @TaylorMadeGolf @TigerWoods @noahgomez2010 @jakeroemhildt28 Nothing can help you

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@natemmiller @RykerShelgren It’s like he never stopped being the yo-yo man

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@clairedobie @waDNR @ForestServiceNW I like the last one, “like idc I can’t digest it dude, it tastes good”

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@USFWS @DucksUnlimited @clairedobie

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

17 years ago today.

Leeroy Jenkins was born

@StoolGametime https://t.co/DfRShGKs43

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@BarryOnHere @MZahn59

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@ghettokirk @MZahn59

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@realUNOgame @PoehlerJordann

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Never forget 💀💀

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@emma_bute

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@SethGuymon This guy does

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@natemmiller @YouTube Magic

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How to put a yoyo string on your yoyo and make a slip knot https://t.co/Y7cSbaqfS0 via @YouTube @natemmiller

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@clairedobie You are dummy (lovingly)

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@wyatt_peterson @clairedobie We don’t respect Jar Jar slander around here

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@clairedobie I think you’re mistaken

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@clairedobie Excuse me

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@emma_bute Yea but you also said ugly