@0x002timmy They need a psychopath rating for each player. Like Wilt, no matter how crazy his stats were, is not anchoring an 82 win season, even with Jordan (at level 100 psychopath) on his ass.
Robot archeologists 5,000 years from now, uncovering the petrified playdough remains my daughter stashed under her bed:
Those primitive fools. Looks at the poorly formed, reductive concepts of humans and animals. Surely the dark ages of the 2000s were a barbaric time
I know I’ve said this a lot, but I cannot emphasize enough that email will continue to become less deterministically reliable as a means for distributing your work; this is a huge part of why we got into the app and feed business! You can blame a few things (1/n):
Katana (85/100):
- Chain-owned Liquidity recycles 100% sequencer fees into permanent. VaultBridge earns 3-5% on L1 assets. AUSD yield feeds the ecosystem. A roadmap to replace emissions with chain fees.
- $25.29M/day perps volume on Katana Perps adds a high-margin fee vertical
- Lowest stables/TVL (42.9%) confirms capital is deployed, not parked.
- No VC selling schedule.
Ink (70/100):
- Kraken's 10M+ users as a zero-CAC funnel
- Nado is the strongest organic trading signal in this cohort
- $10M Aave guarantee ensures Tydro operates for 5 years
- Risks: 84.4% TVL concentration in Tydro, $287/d chain capture, and post-TGE retention risk
Monad (55/100):
- Airdrop hangover is over
- Uses heavy token incentives (38.5% supply) to bootstrap ecosystem activity and staking
- Generates ~$19.7M annualized fees, but much is speculative
- TVL is on an increasing trend. App ecosystem is interesting to try out.
- Risks: big upcoming token unlocks and reliance on incentive-driven usage.
MegaETH (40/100):
- Unique model where stablecoin yield (USDm) subsidizes chain costs → potentially zero fees for users
- $149K/d perps, $2.33M DEX, 3,833 DAU. $15M+ spent bootstrapping ($10M Aave + $5M+ listings) against $1.6M ann. fees = deeply negative ROI
- KPI-gated TGE. Zero conditions met after 2 months
Plasma (20/100):
- Focused on zero-fee USDT transfers, prioritizing adoption over revenue
- Minimal direct chain revenue ($97/day); relies on Aave as top yield source.
- Risks: business model conflicts with fee generation and heavy token dilution pressure
As an April Fools’ Day joke, 390,127 Britons (0.8% of the population of the UK) list their religion as “Jedi” on their 2001 Census forms.
If counted, this would make “Jedi” the fourth most-popular religion in the UK, surpassing Judaism, Buddhism, and Sikhism.
@ppearlman Went to buy on amazon but theres like 10 different Norwegian Method books.
Its in my cart ready to buy, but whats different about this version?
@theryandreyer 100lbs kettlebell
Zero chance of them moving it and hurting themselves. And you get to train for picking them up well into their childhood