Mike Griff

Marketing Lead @katana ⚔️

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[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@0x002timmy They need a psychopath rating for each player. Like Wilt, no matter how crazy his stats were, is not anchoring an 82 win season, even with Jordan (at level 100 psychopath) on his ass.

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@0x002timmy @AndrewDBailey The 60’s have some unbelievable stat lines…

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

Robot archeologists 5,000 years from now, uncovering the petrified playdough remains my daughter stashed under her bed:

Those primitive fools. Looks at the poorly formed, reductive concepts of humans and animals. Surely the dark ages of the 2000s were a barbaric time

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Hadn’t quite got the hang of it yet had they

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

The original marathon resulted in the winner dropping dead. We’ve known this for 2000 years 😜

[Nick Krontiris @nick_krontiris]

👀

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@Brady_H You running Tough Mudders in your zoomxs?

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@Nomaticcap Stoked to see the final piece.

Heres one I made with some Torrey Pine a while back. Inverted the live edge and topped with tempered glass

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@0xgaut Jawbone was ahead of their time

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@RampCapitalLLC

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@lymanstoneky Personalized ordering. The algo knows…

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@RampCapitalLLC @joshkaye Would

[Mills Baker @millsbaker]

I know I’ve said this a lot, but I cannot emphasize enough that email will continue to become less deterministically reliable as a means for distributing your work; this is a huge part of why we got into the app and feed business! You can blame a few things (1/n):

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@SilvXBT This is all it would have taken from him

[Pink Brains @PinkBrains_io]

Katana (85/100):

- Chain-owned Liquidity recycles 100% sequencer fees into permanent. VaultBridge earns 3-5% on L1 assets. AUSD yield feeds the ecosystem. A roadmap to replace emissions with chain fees.
- $25.29M/day perps volume on Katana Perps adds a high-margin fee vertical
- Lowest stables/TVL (42.9%) confirms capital is deployed, not parked.
- No VC selling schedule.

Ink (70/100):

- Kraken's 10M+ users as a zero-CAC funnel
- Nado is the strongest organic trading signal in this cohort
- $10M Aave guarantee ensures Tydro operates for 5 years
- Risks: 84.4% TVL concentration in Tydro, $287/d chain capture, and post-TGE retention risk

Monad (55/100):

- Airdrop hangover is over
- Uses heavy token incentives (38.5% supply) to bootstrap ecosystem activity and staking
- Generates ~$19.7M annualized fees, but much is speculative
- TVL is on an increasing trend. App ecosystem is interesting to try out.
- Risks: big upcoming token unlocks and reliance on incentive-driven usage.

MegaETH (40/100):

- Unique model where stablecoin yield (USDm) subsidizes chain costs → potentially zero fees for users
- $149K/d perps, $2.33M DEX, 3,833 DAU. $15M+ spent bootstrapping ($10M Aave + $5M+ listings) against $1.6M ann. fees = deeply negative ROI
- KPI-gated TGE. Zero conditions met after 2 months

Plasma (20/100):

- Focused on zero-fee USDT transfers, prioritizing adoption over revenue
- Minimal direct chain revenue ($97/day); relies on Aave as top yield source.
- Risks: business model conflicts with fee generation and heavy token dilution pressure

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@RampCapitalLLC He is risen

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

Whole world getting Model Y L

Please @elonmusk release these in the US. For mi familia

[Tesla Japan @teslajapan]

新しいModel Y L、登場

- プレミアム3列シート、6人乗り
- 0-100km/h 5.0秒
- 最高時速 201km
- 一充電走行距離 788km(WLTC値)
- 2,500Lを超えるトランクスペース
- 安全性を追求したデザイン

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@AdamSinger @emollick This is the type of quality april fools we lost somewhere along the way...

https://t.co/Rn2mcUFZ3p

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

As an April Fools’ Day joke, 390,127 Britons (0.8% of the population of the UK) list their religion as “Jedi” on their 2001 Census forms.

If counted, this would make “Jedi” the fourth most-popular religion in the UK, surpassing Judaism, Buddhism, and Sikhism.

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@RhubarbBrown Its true I still hold a grudge against Angel Hernandez and his atrocious officiating in the 98 world series

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@JeffMacke @ReaperCapital Hey the chart is missing that glorious luxury mountain from the summer of 21

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@ppearlman Went to buy on amazon but theres like 10 different Norwegian Method books.

Its in my cart ready to buy, but whats different about this version?

[Mike Griff @MikeGriff11]

@theryandreyer 100lbs kettlebell

Zero chance of them moving it and hurting themselves. And you get to train for picking them up well into their childhood