Austin Zender

I'm the hero we don't need or deserve

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@edeters85 👀

[You can call me Nathan @nheller718]

Oof

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones @hapfennel 👀

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

Your 2026 Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss Champion ➡️ @CaelWinter

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones Pos new move?

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Goat beauty contest in Pakistan.

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@MUSICANDBUILDS How do you not toss in a heel click at that point

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@NUCLRGOLF @SchefflerFans @taylerbontrager back when he was 🐐

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones care to comment?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Federal & state officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell lettuce contributed to the major explosive diarrhea outbreak.

[DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes]

👀

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@nolan_weber next dinger?

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Gotta love going yard then touching tips

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@RioStaysTrue 👀

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@taylerbontrager @JordanBradley10 know anything about this?

[David Payne Purdum @DavidPurdum]

$33.9 million was bet on table tennis in May with Colorado sportsbooks.

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@tbetch @treyfilla @bigalner

[PC_TRADINGCARDS @Wotansson]

Florida Man gets a job to build a bathroom and blows the $40,000 on baseball cards instead @CardPurchaser https://t.co/rY8LboTQa4

[DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes]

This is going to be our Super Bowel

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@DKSports Hard pass

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@taylerbontrager @JordanBradley10 👀

[Matt Downs @PlusEV]

Odds of making $1 Million:

Lottery: 0.00000013%

Pro athlete: 0.03%

Marrying into money: 3.82%

Stock market: 5.92%

Real estate: 8.94%

Business owner: 12.2%

Sports betting: 65.4%

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones @ScottDochterman What ever his roll. He will need this

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones You'll need this

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones Touche

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

"I can see your butt hole, and I don't want to" 6yr old to 3 yr old @Pelzer_Tones step up your parenting game

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Pelzer_Tones Just hodl. He's 1 year away from league

[Austin Zender @MikeHon09108673]

@Mike_kim714 Going to be absolute carnage and I can't wait!!