Mike Lambert

Actor. Writer. Drag Queen.

[Matthew Schludecker @MSchludecker_]

A fool in love thinks himself a hero.

A hero in love knows himself a fool.

Socrates

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

I don't know the extent to which Sony owns Spider-Man, but here's my solution:
Tom Holland as Ricochet: Basically, they just never call the character by Peter or Parker and it's perfect.
Miles Morales as the new MCU Spider-Man.
Get on it, Kevin!
#Marvel #Spiderman

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

@the_doctor16 And it's all from the first year. Impressive!!

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Question of the day:
Does Spider-Man tuck???

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

@the_doctor16 I'm still learning things about this show!!

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Me: This stapler sucks ass.
Me to Me: Yeah, so do you. Who are we to judge.
#wisdom #work

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Is this a shot of @TomHolland1996 trying to keep himself from spilling the Endgame beans?

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

I'm not here to judge. It just happens in passing.
#quotablemoments #me

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

"What's your sexuality?"
A friend: "European.."
"What?"
Friend: "Oh my god I'm stupid..."
#nightthoughts

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Humanity was doomed far before Thanos came by! #Endgame #seelastpost #lordhelpus

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

I just witnessed a man walk up to the donation drive at work, walk past the donations on the ground, up to the door, knock, and look all around trying to see in, completely ignoring the CLOSED ON EASTER sign litterally RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE!!
#retail #lordhelpus

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Let's get wine and talk. I promise there's more wisdom to come.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Here are a few other burned churches that could sure use some help too. https://t.co/MmeIKCmYwr

[The Back Door @bckdoor]

Saturday! Dragula’s Erica Klash is in the house for Envy’s 420 Funhouse! This show is set to be one of the ~dopest~ of the year 😉😑💀👻 So don’t miss it! $10 advance/$15 at the door

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

When I was built in the factory, they gave me these two things on the side of my head for listening.
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Then they gave me a mouth and boi did they regret it!!!

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

@ugly_spice Also got a place in Btown for you to check out!

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

@ugly_spice Where in Toronto? That's where I had Indian Food foe the first time! It was downtown near the aquarium I believe

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Jabba the Hutt is credited as Himself in Phantom Menace. Look it up!
#starwars #fact

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Me @ugly_spice when she tweeted her last tweet...

[Mike Lambert @MikeLam76185975]

Mama has Jesus. I do not...
#cantstopwontstop