Mike

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@agraybee I’m against lynchings and stochastic terrorism, pro interracial relationships, and don’t think “Zionists” secretly control the US government or are the reason for economic woes.

Ive become as unwoke as it gets

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@sadiane I also don’t understand how they could even safely be put at non-ADA barricade. Between crowdsurfers and moshers there’s just no way. And their chair is a hazard to other concertgoers.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@quininequo Lynchings (woke)

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

If anyone gets hit and run tonight in DC the driver of a gray Camry GM 8868 was falling over drunk and still got behind the wheel

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

Is it @wmata policy that events like @VansWarpedTour get exclusive use of certain metro entrances? Anyone not from warped tour was being denied entrance by a vans guy and a national guardsman.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@united has the worst customer service. Cancelled flights after 10 hour delay and can’t rebook until Saturday. And the gate agents were laughing at customers complaining.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@Mar__G_3 @DCHomos Yeah but if it’s a pedestrian or a cyclist that’s not nearly as bad as if a human being died. You can hit anyone you want with your car and you probably won’t even get probation.

Reckless driving and mass shootings keep us free

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@jimmythej1 @agraybee Yuppp. Slop enjoyers get mad when the slop machine makes the slop they enjoy the most instead of having more variety

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@MorePerfectUS Save Uber and Lyft from the horrors of big tech!!!

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

KM trash truck abandoned idling in the bike lane.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@HazelAppleyard I live in Washington DC. I could just stand on “my principles” and collect 10 mil for free

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@AshleySchapitl @cljack Im not even gonna read the rest of her crap because it is some DC Tenants Rights 101 that you do not need a written lease to establish tenancy. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@Bernstein I was there tonight! The funniest par: none of the TVs were on. They forgot that TVs need power and a random bar doesn't have the amperage for 80 of them

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

Cancelled my @NintendoAmerica switch2 purchase because what the fuck are those white house videos???

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@leylaaa31 You're forgetting the funniest part of all of this: half these comments come from Nick, Lance, Ed and like 3 other old racist chuds who want to prevent housing density and bike lanes to keep minorities out

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@slashkevin @vivian39_ Eh, it's not that wrong - same family as the chemicals anyways

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@CoreyWriting TYT is basically a neo-nazi site at this point anyways.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@souljagoyteller My immediate first thought: great, now blue squares are gonna be a hate symbol 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@vivian39_ Don’t forget the old Shady Grove Fertility radio ads! One of the most iconic 2000s beltway ads, all the way up there with Dr Boutros and the eye center. ‘He’s not just my doctor, he’s my husband’

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@TheOmniZaddy @agraybee saying you want to impoverish <group> there’s not even a door anymore.

We need to stop letting the dumbest 0.1% of lefties drag down legit criticism by saying stupid shit like this. “Tone policing” and “message discipline” shouldn’t be 4 letter words

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@TheOmniZaddy @agraybee I don’t think it’s even that hard to stretch: housing as a primary form of savings investment, redlining, disenfranchisement, and hyperlocal school funding are all different sides of the same die. But blaming individuals for owning property is unhinged, and