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[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@mbolotnikova @astradisastra @AaronRegunberg @FightFascismPod My main objection: this is bait for republicans in congress to overturn and use to push against homerule. I'd vote yes for this with a blue WH/congress... but not right now

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@MissPavIichenko @Msuddgu The problem is you have to be recognized as Jewish by your local community, and Jews have already been cleansed from Palestine

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@Janeese4DC We should require all rideshares to be horse and buggy to create even more jobs

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@eihtbeezy 1. This game is cringe and racist.
2. Your argument "If this game was a bunch of black guys running into the white areas and slaying bodies or putting lead in the police, it would be banned" is embarrassingly terrible. That game is GTA V and grossed $8,000,000,000+

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@agraybee Also, cotton is probably a lot easier to pick now than before, right? Like there's no way we haven't gotten more cotton for less effort with the last 200 years of agricultural improvement

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@Areness_ @keptdownape This isn't gangstalking, this is actual reality (assuming it's not AI)

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@MandyKnowsDC Yeah this seems much more like "the people who are already doing crimes are now using micro mobility for transit" and honestly.... that's kind of a win in a way? Way harder for a 13 yo on a scooter to accidentally kill someone than a 13 yo doing carjackings

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

Thank you @amazon for parking in the V street bike lane, very cool

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@HumanProbably2 @Disciple4Lif It's only the shithole states that apply castle doctrine to your car.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@maiab You're not covered by the ADA in this situation, but it's possible state/local laws might apply. Safest approach is asking what tasks it's been trained to perform. If they can't answer that clearly then RUN it's a fake service animal.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@the_fem_tm This is so crazy! I do think "Patrick Clancy did it and I don't care what anyone else says" is a dumpable opinion, but that's not the opinion she had!

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@cmclymer It's also pretty ridiculous imo that "free and appropriate public education" doesn't cover basic school supplies. We never should have let 'free' shift so drastically to 'free* (with in app purchases)"

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@michelletandler "Working class" my guy you don't even have a job you are literally not even working

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@oucmecalling311 @bikeshare You can literally see him looking around for anyone to claim it then taking a photo of the QR code to get the 5 bucks for returning it, lol

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@emilymiller You should be careful with the language you're using here in the comments calling him a "thief" and "criminal". @bikeshare encourages riders to return bikes that are abandoned.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@rmcwhorter99 @potterlab You can still hire/advertise off of these attributes when they're a "Bonafide Occupational Qualification". Male, physical appearance, and age are all recognized to be BFOQs for casting.

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

Just watched an @DCPoliceDept FIELD TRAINING OFFICER run a red light with no flashers or sirens and then park in a crosswalk to pickup @chicken_whiskey with her Trainee. Cmon the chicken ain’t THAT good yall!

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@EsfandTV YES. There's a huge difference between "art" and "graphics". A lot of modern AAA games only have graphics

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

@MerrilyThrough @peoplesposting @SlopHq If I load a single bullet into a revolver, spin it, and then pull the trigger at you, have I committed a crime? Or no because no one was hurt?

What about if I walk down the street with the same revolver in hand and pull the trigger at a passerby from inside my jacket?

[Mike @MikeLikesMath]

Anyone else in DC noticed that @onemedical's "Nurse Practitioners" are just copy-pasting AI-slop without reading messages?