Michael Spohn

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[NBA Base @TheNBABase]

Charles Barkley:

"We saw the dumbest basketball team in the history of civilization... The San Antonio Spurs helped the New York Knicks win this game by doing some of the stupidest ass stuff I’ve ever seen on a basketball court."

[Zackary Smigel @zas11s]

I’m so happy that younger generations will soon be able to experience the greatest video game of all time in an easily accessible format.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Y'all praised Kobe for laying out Pau Gasol in the Olympics, but mad at this?

Kobe would've loved Wemby

[David Wells @DavidWells]

The AI ponzi scheme goes like this:

Everyone is generating all these long ass docs and then passing them off for others to read

Then the person receiving is like, wtf this is way too long, and hands that into an AI to read and summarize

Then they are generating a long ass response back

and this cycle goes like that forever. and we call this work now 😅

The token lords watch this from their towers nodding and grinning.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lowkey wanna see AI crash the same way NFTs did 😭

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

@sama Why didn't you start with this? Why spend months fear mongering everything? This message is so much better and makes you less of a villain.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want a city on Mars. I don’t want AI in every app. I don’t want data centres in space. I don’t want humanoids or flying cars. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive. And a habitable planet.

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

every drug dealer ever

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

[Dr. Nirav Pandya, M.D. @DrNiravPandya]

Stephen Curry

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I genuinely think if we all adopted a 4 day work week with 5-6 hour days, it would change the course of society. People would be happier, healthier, less angry, and more present. Social bonds would be stronger. It could literally change the entire world.

[Trang @traaang]

His career highlight reel should be in IMAX one day

[emma @emma_____weaver]

Is he suggesting we… Immigrate to a different country in search for a better life?????

[Chris Montano @gswchris]

i overstate this enough but the nba is just 100x better when steph curry is playing

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us

[PatriotDaughter @Cubfan13241]

I can't even imagine the level of rage I would feel if after dedicating 44 years of my life in service to this country, I was fired by a drunk loser who walks around with a cocktail napkin in his lapel pocket.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

This speech is insane. Our President is a lunatic. Also, he sounds like a moron. A real low IQ individual. Don’t be numb to how crazy this is.

[De🅿️ressed Warriors Fan 💔 @GoIdenState]

Steph Curry is one of one.