mike....just mike

I do not believe that fate befalls us however we act, only unless we act

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

@femmepov1234 @kamauwaruhiu I prefer the term 'mûndû mûka' meaning she came into the clan she is bearing kids for.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Argentina won this match.

#FIFAWorldCup

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This should be the least of your worries, man. Worry about your career, about your health, about your education. Don't twist an ankle worrying about things you can't control. Thunder might strike, the ground might open up, a volcano might erupt: live your life anyway.

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

At first I thought inflation ni ya economy.......I am evidently not well travelled

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

First one in my lineage to read this

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

@georgediano Only way to enjoy an old woman is if she gave you her youth.

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

Huwa inaslap vibaya Sana.... Make sure when boiling hujaweka anything else apart from salt.....thank me later

[Cyd Wambui @CydWambui]

May I suggest an ugali Recipe that I am yet to try but it sounds like a good idea?

Boil meat, use the soup to make Ugali.

I bet itaslap.

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

@Nyokaffiii @Musili_Mawia Weka pilipili kwa iyo soup unaambiwa.......will deal with snails

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Mtoi ana go straight to the points na nyinyi hapa .....nvm

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT AFRICA😂😂😂😂
@africanofilter
#NotWaiting

[×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman]

Kids pronunciation 😂

[K̊åj̊ůj̊ů👅💦❣️ @wa__njiru]

Lakini mtu wa kwanza kurudisha change alitoa wapi?

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

@ngangamburuz Aongelee sekete......physics imemshinda😂

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

Ati 10+ bullets stacked together😭😭 you jamaa hukuwa ndwanzi mangai😂😂😂

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Let me dumb this down for you "learned folk'.
A bullet does ~3,000 km/h.
NASA says these guys hit Earth at 40,000 km/h — that’s 10+ bullets stacked together… but somehow slow down using parachutes and land safely in the ocean Uber Boat style?
So a bullet shreds flesh instantly but a human in a metal flask can hit the atmosphere at 10× that speed, turn into a flying fireball, lose signal, cook the outside to hell and still land like it’s a beach holiday?
But yeah… “trust the heat shield.”
After this make sure you get your booster to fry your brain further

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

@ngangamburuz If one shirt takes 30 minutes to dry......10 of them take 300min😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There is a man in my neighborhood who has 3 wives , they all live in the same compound (it's a big compound). I have never heard any noise or kosokoso from that home . Sometimes I see them walking together deep in conversation. The problem is this man is nonchalant, he says a few words and he is done . I try and ask him his secret because even a house girl was too much for me . I even take him for nyama and after a few hours this guy will have said about 3 sentences. He smiles about twice a week .I fear that this noble art will pass with him.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

The sound of this bell will make your soul vibrate

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

@_fels1 @osoroKE Hii ndio shida ya kunywa maziwa mingi. Utakuwa na lacktoes

[mike....just mike @MikeMburu]

@NjeriMuchina2 Arahanda ithîgî aunîîte mbûri kûgûrû? He is past that. Nîarîhio cia ûici

[For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic @Mbwesaa]

"Kwekwe shambani mwa nyayo na zilimwe
Wanaocheza na Uhuru waangamizwe"

[Kenya Tourism Board @magicalkenya]

Ati you thought Kenya was just safari and coast? Eeh, kumbe there’s more!
Train rides with spectacular views. Matatu rides that turn into adventures. Meals that make you forget you have to go home.
HapaNiWapi?
TembeaKenya
MagicalKenya