Mike Murphy

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@EthanLevins2 Yeah, great job. Now your taxes are gonna be high… and mine. Thanks for that you clown.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@lesliec1215 @NotAvgLiberal @TomPeeler I only had to look up one to prove you’re an imbecile. To be fair, all of us responding already knew that.

Here’s your “takeover.”

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@NotAvgLiberal If you cared about any of those women you’d be voting against Democrats.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@Randaroo1212 I haven’t seen a single one yet. Can you please name them for me?

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@ajalexander944 @jamestalarico Elon is rich because he makes everything he touches better than it was. Stop making excuses for why you can’t be like Elon.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@ironlady098 Yup

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@adamcarolla Barry Soetoro sucks!

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@Riley_Gaines_ Savage

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Dads, y’all cool with this? Rise up.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@simonateba Hold the phone, Karen! He hasn’t won yet and I’m not sure he’s going to

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@JaneCaro This is awesome! You’re the reason X needs a laugh button!

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@Sherronesmoore Another chicken got KFC. Well done

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@RubinReport Yeah but a lot of them are no longer with us. I come from a Democrat family. The party has abandoned me and my fellow working people.

I’d say I want it back , but Republicans have filled in quite nicely

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@miracles7k I have a spot in my toilet but it may not fit. It is, of course, the best place for it.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@MassDailyNews I remember when Keller at Large was someone. That was a long time ago.

He sucks now

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@TheRickWilson Back to bed, Karen. Florida has been in great hands.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@arva61138 Every. Single. Damned. Penny. Period.

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@ScarlettMReed Go back to bed, Scarlett. Everyone has a right to defend themselves

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@BarbMcQuade You’re an idiot then. You’ll vote for a guy who won’t denounce the Muslim Brotherhood? Shane on you!

[Mike Murphy @MikeMurphy28]

@ML3democrats You know damned well this is true. In any event, promise everything for free and you’ll have high approval rates. Delivering is another story.