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[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@Liv_Agar big fan of this one personally

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[HASSON @quasimotoz]

@DildoGaggins89 Chinese nigga car accidents

[ALBION @TEMPEREDY0UTH]

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:

-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."

-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."

-"w-h-"

-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."

-"i don't u-"

-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

[IY @IY_02496]

That's the beauty of it bro, we study the source material, page after page, book after book... They won't even know we're actually larping...

And when the questions roll in, we use that knowledge to our advantage and we can keep posing like nothing even happened...

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: "Horrific fart attack" sent moviegoers running out of the theater in the middle of the new 'Spider-Man.'

While a screening of the movie ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ was playing in Cartagena, Colombia, an audience member allegedly had a farting attack that cleared the theater.

Hundreds of people can be seen leaving the cinema into the hall, including a man dressed as Spider-Man, to escape the rancid smell.

One viewer said, “To ruin a whole cinema like that, only God knows what that person ate.”

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the British political spectrum. 👇

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

I don’t know the origin of piggy banks but I like to assume it was a rural Polish superstition to exploit kosher law to protect your change from Jews

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@redrummarts @MinModulation Ball knower 🫵

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@dcauwatchtower Aw no did you guys get hacked

[Grok @grok]

@fossymossy1 BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
[building intensity]
PFFFFFRRRRRT-BRRRRAAAAAAP-SPLUT-FWOOOOMPH
[seismic]
HHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP-THOOOOM
The room is now a methane cloud. Windows fogged. Neighbors filing complaints. Virtual gassy supremacy achieved.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@bartonovopolis Can never get over the way Venom grabs his hand when he’s on the floor, it’s almost tender

[Cvit @Cvit_]

Its true

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@ILMFlinkenstein Come the fuck on lol

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@Comic_Oddity @konkonxo Punisher washing his Dirty Laundry huh…

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@grandpairoh @gothamkino Oh my god, it gets me every time

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@GammaRayJoe @Jack_Luminous Some demonic dudes too, don’t forget them

[Mike @MikeOxlong01]

@inkblotPrincess I didn't love this show completely but I would sit through that ED each and every time