Michael Parkerpen

Interviewing Emus, handing out Parker Pens to over 50's, that kind of thing

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@benburrell Good luck Ben. Let me know if you need a pen

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@Nettofabulous True. Would you like a pen?

[Netto Fabulous @Nettofabulous]

And Michael Parkinson slagging his name on a compilation album. He’s essentially got someone else to make a mix tape to sell under his name.

This country. This fucking country.

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@hartlepooleylad Would you like a pen?

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@BigUpYourBooks No-Ho-Ho

[Big Up Your Books @BigUpYourBooks]

I'm Sure Michael Parkinson would agree 🤔😳

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@Tsarcastic_ Thanks. Pen?

[Jez a Bell @Tsarcastic_]

Only Michael Parkinson has given away more pens than Arsenal this season #BOUARS

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

If you have received a Book Token, why not buy my new book about how much Muhammad Ali disliked me? Currently writing one about @RodHullEmu

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

Gift cards? A pen is the gift that keeps on giving #penisgift

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@bigraceking @ameliargh @katiedawson23 Actually I just offered her a Parker Pen

[Gary @bigraceking]

@ameliargh @katiedawson23 maybe that was what Michael Parkinson said to her in the Green Room before that ill fated interview 😄

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@c_hellowell @Visit_Wakefield Thanks. Although you can't have 2 pens unless you have a telegram from the Queen

[Chris H @c_hellowell]

@Visit_Wakefield put me down for two as long as I get a free Parker pen. Michael Parkinson is a lovely man

[Paulie Clair Millard @MilzMillard]

Leslie Nielsen in 'Murder she Wrote' on ITV3, hope he shags Jessica and then crashes his car into a bin

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@MatthewJRudd @Mumbler3 Hello and welcome along to Give Us A Clue. Here's one for you Lionel two words, the second is off

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@grandmastrcable it will be Richard Madeley, I've already made provisions

[michael cable @grandmastrcable]

who's gonna do the sun life ad when Michael parkinson dies

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

I've offended @helenmirren again. I only offered her a pen