Rod Hull & Emu

The real Rod Hull

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@MikeParkerpen haha! What were my last words?

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@MikeParkerpen Sorry mike but your systematic destruction of my career & subsequent divorce, poverty & death have left me a tad bitter.

[Michael Parkerpen @MikeParkerpen]

@RodHullEmu Why is it so agressive? No-ho-ho-ho

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@MikeParkerpen You are a cunt Parkerpen. Emu is going to tear you a new a hole!

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

When does this big sports day thing start?

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

Jeremy Kyle keeps talking like a dalek. Off to adjust the aerial. Brb.

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@ncguk That would actually get made. Actually. Geddit?

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

When I was a kid tv was called the opiate of the masses. Now opiates are the opiates of the masses. For you @frankieboyle x

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@TwopTwips Tired of tap twisting misery? Simply leave a glass or cup outside. In a few hours, hey presto, it's full of water. in summer.

[Thomas Preece @tepreece_old]

The anti-phonetic alphabet, for maximising confusion in radio comms. http://t.co/0xyvQILA

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

Finally got the aerial sorted. Reception is perfect. When is England's next match?

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

Has something happened?

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

Think im going to modify emu. I fancy a bit of deep throat.

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

1 week they wave jubilee flags for the richest benefit cheat in the world. Then they lynch @jimmycarr for managing his tax properly. #UKwank

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@meropemills Good. He's a far better journalist than that bastard Parkinson.

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@capn_b what is the address for #CDWM ? If it's good enough for that prick Keith Harris and his talking duck surely I'm a shoe in?

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

occasionally I am touched by emu's tenderness and i realise that it has all been worthwhile.

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

@jimmycarr I disagree. You don't make the rules. It's pretty rich for those who do to criticize you if you haven't broken them.

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

Any1 know last nights result? Reception is terrible here.

[Rod Hull & Emu @RodHullEmu]

Just watched that Parkinson thing on VHS. Emu went apeshit. Still a raw nerve there I think.