Mike Raczka

CPA. Over/underdog.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[Jacob deNobel @Jacob_deNobel]

Me watching every movie

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

[Mike Raczka @MikeRaczka]

#caturday

[Mike Raczka @MikeRaczka]

“Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities.” #USOpen2025

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

"everyone be quiet my favorite show is on!"

[Mike Raczka @MikeRaczka]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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When your friends are back from out of town and the whole gang's back together #SKWAD

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When your friends are back from out of town and the whole gang's back together #SKWAD

[Mike Raczka @MikeRaczka]

When your friends are back from out of town and the whole gang's back together #SKWAD

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@EmmaTwolkin

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Melissa

[Mike Raczka @MikeRaczka]

When Netflix finally kicks you out of the household

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@LindseyStoddart

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OT in N.O., going for two to win the game. What GRIT. @dlrachke #rachkebrosblitzmaseve

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@dlrachke Quincy, true believer

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“You should being tweeting all of our quotes. We’ve got a lot of gems.” #rachkebrosblitzmaseve