Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet)

Jokes by someone else unless theyre good, then its me.

I block 100% of verified accounts (90% bots anyway) unless I like you or you have snacks.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

We're at a memorial for my dad who passed last month but it's also my sister's birthday and "sorry your dad died happy birthday"🤣 🤣

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@thelifeoftoad thats just the Chompy Chomps™

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

This is the future the atheists want!

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@PhillipBunky43 @DomFreePress @BenKaxton Why are you spamming this? Its embarrassing just once let alone 5 times.

[` @ymmayerr]

I think we should replace every data center with a cat café.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@Fw_k4ylee Diet pills

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@AlixG_2 Are you seriously posting a racy picture of yourself while criticizing people you consider "need to be validated"? This has nothing to do with the pride month or flag, im just curious how you dont see that youre posting for validation? Anyway, enjoy your compliments.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

I have irrefutable evidence that Trump rigged both elections he won by collecting multiple votes from the same person and people voting from out of the country and dead people too! Its absurd! Am I going to show you my proof? Lol dont be ridiculous, just trust me.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

Every time I see this dudes name I know I'm going to read one of the most idiotic things. This guy is legit a few IQ points higher than a crash test dummy.

[Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville]

Pride this…. Pride that…

How about having some pride in AMERICA???

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@johnkonrad Those kids in uniform. Stolen valor

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Aposematism is there to warn off predators, not sexual partners. If you’re repelled by it, it’s working.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@ChudTheBuilder lmao

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@1stghostly1 @AustinCappsMO Half right. You dont know what communism is it just sounds like something bad so you keep using it. I do hate you guys though.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@marlene4719 They need to keep sending intelligent women to interview him. Trump famously crumbles when faced with any strong woman. His hand picked press pool wont ask the important question and men fear him for some reason.

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@JohnCornyn lol the yokels in the replies are big mad

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@VikingGod351227 @denstarr4 You forgot Donald Trump

[Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet) @MikeWasBad]

@denstarr4 You cant just ask for good fried chicken? You gotta be a bitch about it? If you just asked normally KFC and Popeyes wouldnt even be in the conversation but ya had to let everyone know huh