Mike

I ran over a beehive

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

In 6th grade I got suspended for sexual harassment because of this email I sent my teacher

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

Gonna create Baron Trump in 2k and see if this kid can dunk or not

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@smmac07 @YT_Solo I got you

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

(Jordan) Love Island on the Spectrum

[Moses @Moses_Smiroldo]

@kylekuzma Assets

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

Fellas what’s worse, walking dick to dick or ass to dick when walking through a crowd of other dudes

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@ssbshears @JoshBrodySSB That was pretty wild

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

Do skinny girls fart? They don’t have the cheeks to make the vibrations.

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

Who do we hold accountable for what they did to Harambe? Have they paid for those war crimes yet?

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@haymccarthy27 @notdelylah Facts that shit just ain’t right sometimes

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

Thanks for the creampies on pi day @McDonalds

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@RustiestDogEver No

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@devinfromschool

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

This boy zesty as hell

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

Let me tell you this girl got some of the freshest cooter jelly I’ve seen

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@haymccarthy27 Did you tell them you have a boyfriend

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@_yungcabbage It’s a Christmas miracle

[jehova @_yungcabbage]

My horny ass could NOT be allowed within 100 ft of a jigglypuff

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@_yungcabbage That’s on god

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@haymccarthy27 Yo momma told me that

[Mike @Mike_Paddy_]

@haymccarthy27 okay and