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[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Waiter: careful these plates are really hot.

Me: don’t worry. I worked as a busboy once for three months

[devin @devinfromschool]

Oh milk is gross? Tell that to all 206 of my unbroken bones

[devin @devinfromschool]

@ih8johnmayer @emcaseyturf I’d pay a sizable amount of money to see you attempt a pull-up liam

[devin @devinfromschool]

@JoeListComedy That’s one helluva basket

[devin @devinfromschool]

@Mike_Paddy_ Would

[devin @devinfromschool]

@fasc1nate Woah this is so cool. I hate it

[devin @devinfromschool]

Just ate an airhead. Life is crazy

[devin @devinfromschool]

@dindin___x i think what i really need is a doctor

[devin @devinfromschool]

@KevinRyanComedy Straight to jail, this is screwballs

[devin @devinfromschool]

@edinger_james7 @Dillorama @PardonMyMeme @BarstoolBigCat meanwhile your bio says “living the dream” lmfaoooooo clearly not brother

[devin @devinfromschool]

@BrittCaveHawkin Amen brother, merry Christmas to you and your fam

[devin @devinfromschool]

I’ve suffered from depression my whole life. Tried medications, holistic healing, everything. Turns out it was just that 2:30 feeling and all I needed was a #5hourenergy

[devin @devinfromschool]

cease and desist

[devin @devinfromschool]

MTV’s “The Challenge: Socializing”, where 26 crippling introverts live in a mansion together

[devin @devinfromschool]

@tomivva not the stevie analogy bro 😞

[devin @devinfromschool]

@JeffDLowe @LightsCameraPod Practical magic

[devin @devinfromschool]

@NaCastersRcucks @aceguccighosta @EugeneHorowitz_ @b_dechambeau It made me laugh

[devin @devinfromschool]

every 15 seconds in the united states a child’s peanut allergies ruin the vibe

[devin @devinfromschool]

@LightsCameraPod @peter_king Paul Blart: Chop Block

[devin @devinfromschool]

@BucksAndBrowns2 @CodyGarlock @Jake_Trotter Give him the death sentence honestly !