Mike van Acker

Stand up comedian, radio guy, writer, lousy but passionate musician. Trivia Tribe head honcho. Views expressed are my own, and are usually ignored.

[Mike van Acker @MikevanA]

I entered the HAMILTON $10 Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap to enter: https://t.co/oV7bfkr0R8

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This week at the Sit Down: @kelbalnaves, @EmmaJZammit, @MikevanA & MORE!!

Website. Tickets. You know what to do.

https://t.co/uLQwcVycrx

((but just in case you don't: buy some tickets. That's what you should do))

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#NRLCowboysEels bunker can go back a minute to find high contact but not call an obvious forward pass. Cool cool cool. #broken

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@1967Christian I’ll google it and see! Thank you!

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@Kidcowboy2 @PenrithPanthers I did wonder if Cleary’s move would let the Cows play themselves into better form after last week against the bunnies.

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@Kidcowboy2 Too funny mate. Amazes me that some don’t understand a joke when they see it!

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@AskTheGiver @readwise save thread

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Right then. Who substituted the Wests Tigers for the Qld team at half time? This is going to get ugly! #Origin

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@lowkeyabby The early celebration freaked me out too!

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@troycassardaley Very kind of you to use your profile to help a new act out, Troy!

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@_shanmoho Me too… sat there all ‘but how can this be?’

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@Returnpuff The thousand yard stare!

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@KymLouC @dannyschof81 Will be right there with you daggy dancing…

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May I just quietly say: I tipped 8 from 8 in the NRL this week. Never done that before and I’ve been tipping for years. This is a happy moment.... #NRL

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@Returnpuff Right there with you! AND I’m gonna mow the lawn…

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The AEC is still looking for workers for the election tomorrow! Anyone want a gig? #auspol #planning

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@AuntiePeteAu @SharazDavid I work in radio. It wouldn’t be the first time a caller told the producer one thing and said something entirely different when they are put on-air.

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Watching Clive on Ch 10, who just introduced Craig Kelly as ‘The next prime minister of Australia’.... #bless #auspol 

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@Returnpuff May I suggest drinking heavily?

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@ultimopress @annaspargoryan Will contact your publisher and get you on the wireless for a chat close to publication if you’re up for it?