Local Philadelphia Man

“Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was ‘War, What Is It Good For?”

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽��� @CameronCorduroy]

it's great to know if a federal agent shoots you in the face the entire government will publicly slander you as a domestic terrorist before ambulances even arrive

[Local Philadelphia Man @MikeyPhresh24]

@ratlpolicy Lmao I actually thought this was sarcastic when I first read it

[Local Philadelphia Man @MikeyPhresh24]

@MurrayHillGuy1 @TechCEO4All She’s hott you fuckin dork

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

Luigi Mangione: i hata paying da premiums, i shoota da ceo

[ɥʇɐs @sathbabii]

he took action against private health insurance corporations is what he did. he was a brave italian martyr. in this house, luigi mangione is a hero, end of story!

[prance @bocxtop]

uhc shooter seems to be a vaguely right-wing ivy league tech bro, when even those guys are sick of ruling class bullshit it might be time to stop selling out the country to maximize shareholder value idk

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[The Meme-Industrial Complex @MemeIndustrial]

Grandpa is SO brat!

[lil duval @lilduval]

This nigga trump said “they eating dogs” then they told him it’s not true then he said “well i saw it on tv” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t make this shit up #Debate2024

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

Big dawg, you’re the president RIGHT NOW.

[sarah @sablaah]

biden: unintelligible bullshit
trump: straight up not-true bullshit
moderators: thank you.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

I quit alcohol for 6 weeks.

I noticed nothing.

Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things.

Started drinking casually again.

All those things returned.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

i’ll give you a thousand guesses. you will never guess the song that is playing in this video

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

“Welcome back to SportsCenter Presented by ESPN Bet, for more on the Ohtani situation we go to our FanDuel MLB Insider Jeff Passan at our DraftKings Studio in Los Angeles brought to you by Caesar’s Sportsbook. Jeff, how could something like this happen?”

[kat @kitkatstx]

guys get a section at the club & act like they bought some land😂😂😂😭😭

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

i went from 42k to 230k in 6 years with no degree by job hopping

can't feed my kids with loyalty, brett

[Philadelphia is a nice city and you should visit🔔 @PhillyGov]

Hey Volkswagen, I see you went from the 20s to the 50s really quick in your retrospective commercial. I think you may have skipped a few decades by accident.