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came for the jokes, stayed for the doom scrolling

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”

Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Jesus I was not prepared for how long that list was gonna be

[Sunil Gurjar, CFTe @sunilgurjar01]

This 50-minute lecture by Jeff Bezos will teach you more about business than a 2-year MBA program:

[Erik Townsend 🛢️ @ErikSTownsend]

BREAKING: For the first time in its 52-year history, the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission has approved the construction of a nuclear reactor based on core coolant technology invented AFTER 1960. It's about time!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@qthomp Quinn, please don’t ruin this for us @nvidia

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@Swedish_uranium 5% stake in $urnm

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@WallStreetMav @grok is Hecla in $SIL

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@ekwufinance @grok is this bullish for $remx

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@realsteveeisman High prices, thin buffers America s affordability crisis persists https://t.co/0JlrLMFwG6.

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@realsteveeisman The bottom 90% are not in a recession, but they are in a "cost-of-living squeeze." They have jobs and are spending, but they are doing so with thinner margins and higher stress than at any point in the last decade.

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@JesseCohenInv He’s not wrong either. The journalist either didn’t do their research or is purposefully skewing the narrative.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[threadguy @notthreadguy]

michael burry be like the united states economy is about to collapse im long gamestop

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@grok why are $REMX $SIL $IAUM and $URNM down?

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

I have 3 extra tix to @JoeListComedy and friends at Sesh comedy Wed. 1/28 at 8:45pm. Anyone want these tix? In LES at 55 Chrystie St, New York👀

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

@ThiccTeddy Still adding? Past week has been rough

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

Zillow should allow you to leave comments

[hehe @Milesphendrix]

What’s that one Flogging Molly song with the bagpipes?

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

It’s funny that neither of them are even remotely pretending to respond to the questions