Milky Decision

Hacked if there’s a weird DM out

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Blackstone when you ask to redeem a little money from their credit fund

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

Im crying real tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Noah Darling @noahdarling_]

My waiter at Chili’s: “You guys got any big plans tonight or is it just Chili’s”

Me, 27 and a father of an 8 month old who can’t imagine anything bigger than being at Chili’s at 8 pm on a Wednesday: “Just Chili’s”

[saIIy ✨ @foIlatonwood]

well an almond feeds my mom for a whole day unlike 38,000 chatgpt queries

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

The Rizzler should have an adult archnemesis who calls his teachers and gets him assigned extra homework and stuff

[Borja Pardo @Borja_Pardo]

La buena publicidad es un arte y es impagable

[Officer Frenly (Very High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

They’re selling dollars for $.97. https://t.co/I5rJKiN7jG

[Goshawk Trades @GoshawkTrades]

druckenmiller at 27, running $6 billion with no experience, when the shah of iran fell:

"I said this is easy, let's put all our money in oil stocks and defense stocks. if I had been a little older, a little wiser, I would have diversified. it went up a lot, so everybody thought I was a genius."

"I wasn't a genius. I just didn't know any better."

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

Showed up to work and met today’s Financial Audit guests in the parking lot.

They were getting chick fil a delivered to their car.

Lol

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Happy September 2001! Kids across America and the world are heading back to school.

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i can email the guy that grew my melon

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

reading this then looking down at my dinner plate of chocolate eyeballs and throwing it at a wall

[Tim @TimTheMM]

the bid 0.343 seconds after you try to hit it

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Home Depot employees when I was a kid vs now

[Ritwik Priya @ritwik_priya]

Long-short virgin face to face with chad derivatives banker

[Goon @GryptoGoon]

God please grant me the confidence and balls of a 60yr old ex bond trader

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere