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[Miller Kress @MillerKress]

hey @deshaunwatson you inspired my bro to apply to the @clemsonlife1 program & today he was accepted!! he's been your biggest fan since you played for @ClemsonFB & was so excited when you came to play for our hometown. needless today he can't wait to have more in common w you :)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You have no idea who this woman was. You have no idea what she believed. You have no idea what an actual investigation might show. A 37-year-old American citizen was killed. Her 6-year-old son has been orphaned. Her family and friends are going through the worst moment of their lives. And all you can do is call her a "deranged leftist"?

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

That stage of grief where you start dressing like Katya!

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

Went to bed at 9pm woke up at 2pm

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

my dog this week

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

[Miller Kress @MillerKress]

@lindizzleeee Oh I’ve been WAITING for this

[Miller Kress @MillerKress]

@branickweix Big day!!

[Miller Kress @MillerKress]

@branickweix I’ve been saying this

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

If men could get pregnant, you could get abortions in sports bars.

[Miller Kress @MillerKress]

@lindizzleeee who's gonna tell gretchen

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

actually that’s not the truth ellen you were invited.

[Miller Kress @MillerKress]

@cher thinking of u queen <3

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at