Melissa

Be excellent to each other.

[Melissa @Minae2584]

@PokemonGoApp Hello, just noticed that 4 pokestops near my place of residence have disappeared as of this morning?

[Tom Felton @TomFelton]

One of my fondest memories of filming Harry Potter was a night shoot on the first film in the forbidden forest. I was 12. Robbie cared & looked after everyone around of him. Effortlessly. And made them laugh. Effortlessly.

[Casey Craig @Iamcaseycraig]

@AmazonHelp So offer an explanation, Ruby.
What changed in mid-July?
Before that, Prime items were being delivered to my house in 1-2 days.

Why is every Prime item now taking 5-7 days?

[Melissa @Minae2584]

@ShannaIsIn The sour patch kids curse

[Melissa @Minae2584]

@ShannaIsIn Whaaaaaaaat

[Melissa @Minae2584]

@peezyfeezy Who, me?

[Peezy Alfuego @peezyfeezy]

Pulled up to an intersection that’s been a four-way stop my entire life, stopped and waited for the other cars to go when I realized they were waving their hands at me and yelling. I guess now it’s just a two way stop 😂

[ArcticMother @arcticmother]

@foobabe @Independent I’m here for this. Stanley is
1000 times sexier than William. Stanley can mix a mean cocktail, cook an amazing meal and act any character to perfection. And he can dress.

[ᴊᴇʟᴀ @jelevision]

@Independent

[ᴊᴇʟᴀ @jelevision]

@Independent Have you seen Sir Patrick Stewart?

[MendyMendy @FranklineBanqu1]

@Independent Are you kidding us ?!? 😅😅😅
Not as long as those guys are still alive!!!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh GODDAMIT. She was such an absolute sweetie. RIP queen

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

You know that show “sex sent me to the ER”??? That’s kinda what happened to me last night but instead of sex it was Panda Express

[Anime Jimmie Rustler and 19 others @JamesRustle]

@lionstwitsp @Seinfeld2000 too much gabbagool

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

Tonight in the USA, I’m on a brand-new episode of Whose Line is it Anyway! Watch on the CW, which is a television station!

[Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan]

I saw Alien for the first time on a date and when he said "why'd she go back for the cat??" I knew we wouldn't work out

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

well, I did it

[Grifthorse @grifthorsepod]

Fuck the Louvre this is some real art

[Melissa @Minae2584]

@_kaitlin_s Same