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Loves the unknown, and all that comes with it

Will never grow out of love for science, space, and, of course, dinosaurs. Remember to love yourself.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Eddington-doubters taking L after L

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

What the fuck

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Banks has returned as Mike in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I wonder about this sometimes. I cannot think of a less sympathetic fighting force than murder robots. Anyone you deploy this against instantly becomes the good guy in the minds of any conscious observer. Just seems strange from an optics perspective

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize that in 100 years historians are going to use it as shorthand to summarize the whole era you're living through right now.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Maybe Republicans should spend more time condemning stuff like this and less time condemning the mayor of New York.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation’s independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.

What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city’s waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.

Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City.

[Bird 🪲 #1 Andrena fulva fan @undeadthing78]

I hate how many people confuse sentience with sapience.

"Imagine if animals were sentient" They are!! Sentience is the ability to process and experience feelings, sensations, emotions and there's also a degree of awareness involved. 😭 Humans are not the only sentient species.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

looking great mr president!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If I did stand up at my wedding my gf would divorce me on the spot

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Do you ever think about how this used to be what whales looked like

[Luxe 🌈 @luxeprogressive]

Can't wait for a future leftist candidate to go beast mode and just say "no"

[I'MYOURHUCKLEBERRY @PLSgetserious]

She's wrecking a man's life, so Trump can blame the Reflecting pool mess on someone else and she thinks it's a big joke.

[kchoudhu @kchoudhu]

“Please unlock a billion dollar government contract for me for $100K”

Like, fuck you bro.

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

if a muslim stood up on a plane and started a monologue with “if you were to die today” they would be dragged out before they could even finish

[Emily Stepp @Emily_Art]

They ought to make a Mystery Flesh Pit National Park film adaptation during this current wave of unique horror movies.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

These goobers are literally celebrating raising your energy bills and are too low IQ to understand it

[🦖 Dino Kia 🦖; 🏳️‍🌈 Surviving Oak Street @YutyTyrant]

The way I was rooting for the elephant 😭

Fuck deforestation

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

The Department of Energy appears to have deleted its thermostat-level recommendations to avoid people noticing that their generic recommendation was to set indoor temperatures at the same level which Zohran has asked New Yorkers to maintain during a grid-stressing heatwave.