Mini Kyler

Small but fast.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Ok, so Minnesota went hands free and I’m wondering... is that just phones, or can I still have a beer while I drive?

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Can’t wait to get back out there and run around with my friends.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Cool photo of Minneapolis.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

The Vikings will probably hold a moment of silence for him and have his family blow the gjallarhorn.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

🚨 BREAKING: The suspected mass shooter accused of shooting eight people, killing two, in Minneapolis has been identified as Carlton Johnson II.

Johnson had previously been arrested in cases involving drugs and domestic disputes.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

@GovTimWalz https://t.co/ENM5q7UCgD

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Tim Walz eats corn the long way.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Tim Walz eats corn the long way.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

My wife asked if we could try something she saw in a porno. I said sure and then she fucked a black guy.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Pretty soon Vikings training camp will be like this.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

No videos at practice and then the Vikings post a play where the defensive back make and terrible play on the ball. 🤔

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Pornhub is fucken lying, 😡 ain’t nobody 2.5 miles away dying to fuck me rn😭😡

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Kyler Murray was out celebrating uncle George last night.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Anyone know where I can get some Fentanyl?

Asking for a friend

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

I’m flying to LA to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt.

What are they going to do, ID me?

That’s racist.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Porn hit differently once you nut…..TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT OFF

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

The Vikings care more about posting what woke day/month it is than winning.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

I’d rather ride shotgun with Tiger Woods than go to a “No Kings” protest.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Dear @NFL & @nflcommish

Please bring the NFL Draft to Minneapolis. 🙏
https://t.co/NJvCGmivZd

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

My ex is still using my Netflix account and is currently watching season 10 of Love Is Blind. I can’t wait to change the password when they get to episode 9.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

@Vikings Well damn.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[Mini Kyler @MiniKylerM]

I guess ICE was successful in Minneapolis after all!