trixxie

the wind-up bird forgot to wind my spring.
..

and you are mine @iknowhatyamin

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

patrick at the beginning of our relationship:" i dont really care for celebrating anniversaries but we can do whatever you want"
.

now he's like
"babe lets do (cool fun thing) because it's our anniversary"
for about 3 months now

[jochella @jomaticaaa]

this is the vid I show my injectioner when I refresh my botox

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

every time i find myself here, it's the thought of what would happen to Ophelia that finally makes me break down

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

you get too tired at night to end your life, and that's how you make it to the next day.

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

SHAKIRA TE AMO PINCHE FRESA

[Harold Brown, CPA @draftkings76594]

Oh to be a fat English man headed to the pub with his mates for the match tomorrow

[aarøn. @ayroned]

fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp

[Rob Harris @RobHarris]

Egypt disallowed goal:
It's allowed under VAR rules but tech in football was never meant for that - to wind back the play so long to review a softer tackle at the other end of the pitch not directly in the final phase of the counterattack. A tackle seen at the time by the ref

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

tactical preview of norway vs. england

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

a top-10 most embarrassing goal in World Cup history?

what a view of this disaster

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

"Alexi Lalas left us."
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "America, you're welcome."

😭😭😭

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

I’m crying laughing dude have you lost your fucking mind

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

“This has not been a landslide by any means” holy fucking cope

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

It’s joaover

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

i love my unc twink daddy
of course we're still together

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

Germany naaauuurrr

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

OLD MAN SET ASIDE HIS HUBRIS I CANT BELIEVE IT

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

BELGIUM, THE STRAIT IS CLOSED

[trixxie @MinuitReverie]

messi is ai