Miranda Scamacca

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@SarahJessicaEye Key bank honeyyy

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

What I’ve learned in 2019 is that people are going to judge women no matter what they do..

want to have a career?
Selfish

want to be a stay at home mom?
Submissive

You like to cook?
Kept woman

You don’t cook?
Bad wife/gf

Can we just let people live in 2020??

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

lms truth is...

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@triviaminnie @petra_the_third yours 👀

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

She’s beauty, she’s grace

[Trevor Lenzmeier @trevlenz]

by 23 you should be
- overqualified for the job you’re currently underpaid for
- underqualified for a better job
- accumulating massive debt
- depressed
- directionless
- suspicious of the legitimacy of your personal relationships
- poppin off on twitter regardless babyyyy

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@petra_the_third Thank god you wore good underwear!!!!

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@KimKardashian @petra_the_third me

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@giaonfilm @petra_the_third you

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@petra_the_third DAYUM 😩🔥

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@lipssmo Uhm no, it’s just the honest to god truth!

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

Real trucks don’t have spark plugs

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

Reading through my old tweets and wondering who the fuck this person was ???

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@petra_the_third: “Pizza isn’t even that bad for you”

[🤧 @Scarlet4UrMa]

me staring at the person I handed my ID to so they know it’s really me

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@petra_the_third So I’m leaving now actually 😂

[Miranda Scamacca @Miranda_Scam]

@dracomallfoys @petra_the_third