Miriam Chadima

“Nothing in nature blooms all year round, so don’t expect yourself to do so.”

[Miriam Chadima @MiriamChadima]

@CrispySea94 @MCurryDaily @KSBCurry This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read😂😂😂

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

This is devastating and horrible and hard to watch.

Watch it anyway. #dontlookaway

‘Do you know any 3yo's that are criminal or national security threats?’

@tedlieu had Border Patrol officials watch footage of what the separation is doing to families

[definitely not chloe @chanceofchloe]

me explaining step 8 of my ten year plan

[kale🌿 @kelseylynnmari3]

why do i feel like she’s the translator between liberals and yeehaws

[dani @daniwolfeee]

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day

So girls, for the love of god, please help me out:

‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday

‘Like’ if you do

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

If you can get the pronouns right for a boat you can get them right for a person

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

cara delevingne and ashley benson carrying a sex swing into their apartment is the official marker of the beginning of pride month

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

i watched my wife fall off a cliff... your whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did.

[Miriam Chadima @MiriamChadima]

@Jordie_Sue Those “morning lumps” are just for show

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

What a Han/Luke reunion might have been like...